Have you ever cockblocked someone?

rm18 · 07-05-11, 10:24 PM

Guy at college had the best tv so we had to cockblock him to watch NFL games at his spot, gambling comes first pal.

Tech N9ne · 07-05-11, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by rm18

Guy at college had the best tv so we had to cockblock him to watch NFL games at his spot, gambling comes first pal.

757sFinest · 07-05-11, 10:59 PM

Never had to.

757sFinest · 07-05-11, 11:00 PM

Well, maybe once. No she wanted it.

cjwatsonfan32 · 07-05-11, 11:05 PM

cockblocking is a necessity in some instances

DemoralizdDreamr · 07-06-11, 04:20 AM

once, saved a drunk chick from getting raped.

spartangreen · 07-06-11, 05:30 AM

Its always the fat girl in the group that rooster blocks

pedro803 · 07-06-11, 07:53 AM

I use my torso/shoulders/arms/hands/etc.. when I want to impede someone from passing near me -- I would never put my rooster in harm's way!

babyjesus · 07-06-11, 07:59 AM

I only cockblock friends who are drunk and about to make a big mistake. Besides that I guide the rooster.

CollegeOverUnder · 07-06-11, 02:52 PM

lol this thread is funny

rsnnh12 · 07-06-11, 06:41 PM

I have a few times. Once was when a friend of mine was HAMMERED at a party and he had a chick all over him. I had dated her roommate, and she told me about how this girl had herpes. Needless to say, I dragged his ass out of there. As we got to the door, I told him about the herpes, and he yelled out "no way does that girl have the herp!". LOTS of people heard, including the girl. I had a good laugh at that

pico · 07-06-11, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by babyjesus

I only cockblock friends who are drunk and about to make a big mistake. Besides that I guide the rooster.

pretty much this

Marv001 · 07-06-11, 10:11 PM

rooster blocking is wrong. You need to put the ball in the hole.

dr_wolf · 07-06-11, 10:49 PM

what is this how you block? i don't understand

rumple · 07-06-11, 11:04 PM

Bros before ho's no cblocking allowed.

mecabotuthor · 07-07-11, 03:03 AM

You mean try to sabotage other people when approach someone?

JMobile · 07-07-11, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by mecabotuthor

You mean try to sabotage other people when approach someone?

...like being the guy who is getting in the way from someone else getting some pussy or play time.

I guess I tend to do it a lot because I'm the only one who gots the game plan. Quick story, my friends stop calling me on Friday nights and just said that they were staying home. We usually go to a nearby sports bar and so I went alone. When I got there, they were sitting in the corner like a cohort of nerds at a high school dance. I just laughed and sat with them.

White Rhino · 07-07-11, 09:14 AM

my kid always cockblocks me.