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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28454

    #1
    Anyone ever have trouble peeing
    prostate trouble, herpes, etc

    I jerked off like 6 am when i woke up for the 1st time and ever since then Ive had trouble pissing

    Feels like dish washing liquid stuck in my rooster

    Im sure since have the forum is barely even 21 i doubt many here have had any type of rooster trouble at all.

    JJ maybe?
  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
    Prob some sort of fugus in your rooster from the tube sock you jerked off into.
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      DOnt jerk off with soap. I thought we all learned thAt at age 13. Shit stings when u get soap suds hip in there.
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      • ttwarrior1
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 06-23-09
        • 28454

        #4
        don't think its that at all, lotion or anything.

        I mean i will take a piss and after im done, i have the urge to pee again and nothing comes out and the tip of my dick feels kind of clogged up. I think

        fungus
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        • do5000
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 06-06-08
          • 853

          #5
          sometimes it takes me 30-60 seconds longer to piss if its right after.
          either way, "clogged up" is not good.

          good luck!
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          • greenfieldtwo
            Restricted User
            • 05-19-11
            • 44

            #6
            I've ever had a difficulity on peeing but nothing serious though. heal couple minutes later. i doesnt feel good, it's like holding your pee unvoluntarily
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            • ttwarrior1
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 06-23-09
              • 28454

              #7
              hell i figured half the forum has had some penile disease
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              • LordVodka
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-17-09
                • 5206

                #8
                Sounds like your prostate was inflamed from the jerking off.
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                • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-24-10
                  • 6298

                  #9
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28454

                    #10
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                    • kormeosandes
                      Restricted User
                      • 05-19-11
                      • 47

                      #11
                      ever had a little difficulity but nothing serious.
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                      • poochiecollins
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-27-09
                        • 1782

                        #12
                        This is the type of thread I don't reply to so girls I talk to on the site don't see it in my post history and think something's wrong with me.

                        ... oh wait, crap!
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                        • nyjets15
                          Restricted User
                          • 01-27-11
                          • 873

                          #13
                          I have a tiny bladder, so never any trouble for me
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                          • I/O
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 05-26-11
                            • 7922

                            #14
                            Try a relationship with a female

                            no need for the whole "getting in touch with yourself" thing

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                            • mike1234
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 09-06-07
                              • 457

                              #15
                              You're dehydrated. It usually happens when doing blow and fcking. Just drink a ton of water, OJ or Gatorade and it will go away.
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                              • spurginobili
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-09-09
                                • 3065

                                #16
                                I've always heard that an enlarged prostate causes problems with urination.
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  I actually went to the Dr. for this a few weeks ago. I was having trouble urinating and when it did come out the stream would cut off right away. I had tests run, prostate checked, a q tip as stuck up my small thin shaft.. it was terrible... They couldn't come up with anything ... I am now going to UCLA to see a specialist
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                                  • Nittany Lion
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-14-10
                                    • 1639

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                                    I actually went to the Dr. for this a few weeks ago. I was having trouble urinating and when it did come out the stream would cut off right away. I had tests run, prostate checked, a q tip as stuck up my small thin shaft.. it was terrible... They couldn't come up with anything ... I am now going to UCLA to see a specialist

                                    Argh...seeing a q-tip go up into my junk would freak me out.
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                                    • pedro803
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 01-02-10
                                      • 309

                                      #19
                                      once you start having this trouble never ejaculate unless you have completely emptied your bladder -- if you even have to pee just a little bit, break it up and go relieve yourself before relieving yourself if you know what I mean -- sometimes it gets her frustrated, like as in, "why you always gotta stop and go to the bathroom just before you finish?" But it beats the hell out of hanging out in the bathroom for an hour afterwards with the tip of your Andrew Weiner just a stingin' and all you can manage is one little dribble every 10 minutes!

                                      And just say, "hey thats the cost of doin' business with an old man, but at least I won't wreck your car!"

                                      I repeat, make sure you have an empty bladder when you are about to rub one out or 'have relations' with your lady friend, or any other occassions that find you releasing seminal fluid. especially don't do it with a bladder full of carbonated soda water!

                                      Hope this helps! and good luck!
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                                      • JMobile
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-21-10
                                        • 19074

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                        prostate trouble, herpes, etc

                                        I jerked off like 6 am when i woke up for the 1st time and ever since then Ive had trouble pissing

                                        Feels like dish washing liquid stuck in my rooster

                                        Im sure since have the forum is barely even 21 i doubt many here have had any type of rooster trouble at all.

                                        JJ maybe?
                                        Comment
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