Your favorite Jerky Boys phone call

[LegitBet]

Frank Rizzo calling for a job as an auto mechanic sold me on the spot.
That was 20 years ago, and I still listen to them and the Tube Bar tapes every night to fall asleep.

[flyingillini]

This brings back memories...

[hugh_morris]

i'm on my way with my toolbox..ok tough-guy.....i'll hit ya' in the head with a ratchett...they are a riot...peace

[flocko76]

"look jerky, I don't need to talk to you.....get brett weir I said"

[JuicedUp]

I always liked the one about sol's glasses.

[LegitBet]

Sue me!?
For punitive damages that you're giving me!
I'm a lawyer what did I do to you?

[freeVICK]

"I'll punch you right in the gut"

[LegitBet]

No I don't want to fight ma'am, it's only an idea.
I want to build a steel box, go inside and masturbate in there.
Then I'll put my wife in and send her sea worthy.

[THE_LOCKSMITH]

you kick my dog!

[LegitBet]

Me and you pal we make a team
You drive with me

[LiarGame]

The Egyptian magician comes to mind.

[Wiggums5]

Jerky Boys are awesome...my favorite is you kick my dog or terrorist pizza

[raider760]

http://youtu.be/VHjW6JdbZZY

[LegitBet]

I'm the super from across the way