Osama found Allah

[Carseller4]

Osama got to the first level of Heaven and met St. Peter. Osama said "I can't believe you are here, I want to see Allah!" St. Peter said "Relax Osama, Allah is on a higher level. Let me see if I can get you there.

So Osama goes up to the next level of Heaven, and comes face to face with Jesus. Osama tells Jesus, "I can't believe this is happening, I demand to see Allah. Jesus reassures Osama, telling him "Relax Osama, Allah is on a higher level, let me send you there.

Osama reaches the highest level of Heaven and comes face to face with God. Osama clearly frustrated says "I was told Allah was here and I want to meet him." God urges Osama to be patient, and yells out "Allah, hurry up with my coffee, you have a visitor."

Just heard this today....thought I would share.

[leeloo]

that supposed to be funny?

[Carseller4]

that supposed to be funny?

Yes because Osama, who is a Muslim, was expecting Allah to be the bid dog, the Supreme Being. But he found out he wasn't.

When I heard this I like to have lost my mind.

[stevenash]

I liked it

[BernardMadoff]

I didnt chuckle.

[DemoralizdDreamr]

*smirk*

[stikymess]

Yes because Osama, who is a Muslim, was expecting Allah to be the bid dog, the Supreme Being. But he found out he wasn't. When I heard this I like to have lost my mind.

If you have to explain the joke it's not funny.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Was it a joke?

Oh, I get it.

Hmmmm...

[antan80]

I think It is a joke...

[strighten]

gayy

this whole shit is ghetto lol