What Every Guy In NJ Aspires To Be

**ttrace35** · 05-09-11, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Greg I have a maid
I shave cocks
arms
legs

I am a clean guy

How many cokks do you shave in a normal week?

**CarpeDime** · 05-09-11, 06:37 PM

absolutely the king

now i can TOTALLY see the influence on jj's dancing

when i watch jj's dance vids i always think wow he has moves but the truth is next to the king he looks like an epulleptic whose drunk a liter of caffiene dosed with pcp

the guy i want to be is THIS guy:

**C-Gold** · 05-09-11, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Do you eat two slices of pizza, one folded on top of the other?

**will2survive** · 05-09-11, 06:49 PM

You're Double J Gold and Travolta was born in my neck of the woods JJ---he was a Bergen County guy

**C-Gold** · 05-09-11, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by ttrace35

Wtf is this shit? Staying alive? Travolta?

It's not soul train or show time at the apollo so you have no idea wtf you are looking at. Go back to Fisheads friend chicken wings is it dark meat or white meat thread.

**kmarinouofm** · 05-09-11, 06:55 PM

i wake up every morning.. and thank god my family moved out of Jersey 30+ years ago and born and raised me outside of that state..

**C-Gold** · 05-09-11, 06:59 PM

New Jersey = The arm pit of America

**will2survive** · 05-09-11, 06:59 PM

"Al Pacino, Al Pacino, Attica, Attica"--- "If you're as good in bed as you are a dancer, you're not very good in bed" "Hey Tony, look at me"....."Bobby: get down from there, its too dangerous for you" "How come you didn't call me?" "I got a raise, a raise says like you're good" "ONE PORK CHOP!"

My Favorite: " I hate it when you hit my hair. I spend a lot of time on it and you hit it."

Hey JJ: did you get your SBR videos from the Bargain Basement

**ttrace35** · 05-09-11, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

It's not soul train or show time at the apollo so you have no idea wtf you are looking at. Go back to Fisheads friend chicken wings is it dark meat or white meat thread.

Here goes internet tough guy again. Where you from c?

**jjgold** · 05-09-11, 08:32 PM

settle down

NJ just might be the best state in the nation

**CarpeDime** · 05-09-11, 08:43 PM

nj maybe THE coolest state in the nation right now, been exploding like silver troy ounce last few years

was big in 70s with bruce and disco

80s/90s a bit of a lull, but began to come back in a big way with sopranos and guidos, built up steam and now is hands down the coolest place in the US although is probably on the downward side of its peak but still in its peak make no mistake

i would give ANYTHING to be able to be a cool guido and bang fukin SUPER hot chicks like on jerseylicious

also a cool place to find swing clubs and orgy hotels

lots of reliable locals for betting, great italian food as well

**MendozaLine** · 05-09-11, 08:47 PM

That's not even Travolta's best scene. This is what every guy in California aspires to be:

**MendozaLine** · 05-09-11, 08:49 PM

**stevenash** · 05-10-11, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

A lot of you guys just do not have the style like we do in NJ

We like to look the part

Look at me

Where you from in NJ?
I'm from Cranford in Union County originally.

**CarpeDime** · 05-10-11, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I shave cocks
arms
legs

I am a clean guy

great thing about nj guys really take care of there appearance and take pride in it

only gay guys take as much pride but thats why so many chicks love gay guys guys though, and why they also love guys from nj

**Extra Innings** · 05-10-11, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Gregory last week I took an electric razor and shaved every mother fukkin shred of hair on my body except my horseshoe on my forehead and my eyebrows, I felt so clean and sexy, I was pure white somewhat like a fukkin Albino like Slim Shady.

I would love to be hairless Gregory

NJ has the highest sales of Wahls. It is the greatest State in the World.

**jjgold** · 05-10-11, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

great thing about nj guys really take care of there appearance and take pride in it

only gay guys take as much pride but thats why so many chicks love gay guys guys though, and why they also love guys from nj

**Extra Innings** · 05-10-11, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

great thing about nj guys really take care of there appearance and take pride in it

only gay guys take as much pride but thats why so many chicks love gay guys guys though, and why they also love guys from nj