What if you owed someone 5 grand?

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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28454

    #1
    What if you owed someone 5 grand?
    and you couldn't leave the house ,couldnt borrow it, and you had nothing to sell and no money.. What job would you try to do online and how many contests or poker tourneys would you try to enter to win money?

    How exactly would you try to get the 5 grand
  • cmendo2005
    SBR High Roller
    • 03-13-11
    • 192

    #2
    Invite over a door to door salesman and rob him? Easy answer
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    • goofyre
      SBR MVP
      • 04-20-10
      • 1933

      #3
      Referral sites. Did them in high school and made a few grand. Or do freelance coding.
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      • Vesuvius
        SBR MVP
        • 02-19-08
        • 3886

        #4
        You work really hard until you get $2,500...attempt to double up on a non-major league sport and then lose it all and repeat the process.
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        • clonecat
          SBR MVP
          • 08-29-05
          • 1225

          #5
          Work hard, you reap what you sow
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          • ttwarrior1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 06-23-09
            • 28454

            #6
            work hard online. What freelance stuff and referalls? I have nobody i can refer and don't know how to freelance.
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            • BernardMadoff
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-12-09
              • 6679

              #7
              Hire a hitman, joking.
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              • EaglesPhan36
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 71662

                #8
                Get a 2nd Discover card and charge it.
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                • romecloneout
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-06-11
                  • 2243

                  #9
                  put an ad on craigs list and sell your body
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                  • Alt75
                    Restricted User
                    • 07-02-10
                    • 573

                    #10
                    sell air guitars on ebay
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                    • Dad
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-26-08
                      • 23245

                      #11
                      Learn affiliate marketing. If you put in as many hours into affiliate marketing as you do posting on SBR you'll bring in a couple thousand dollars per month easy. And you can do it all from right there in the comfort of your living room or bedroom or wherever.
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                      • sportfan
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-22-09
                        • 10111

                        #12
                        Originally posted by romecloneout
                        put an ad on craigs list and sell your body
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                        • JimmysEgo
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-07-10
                          • 1201

                          #13
                          if you don't have a computer to sell, then you don't have a computer to get on the internet.
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                          • loudpacmanjones
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 09-15-10
                            • 433

                            #14
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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
                              • 28454

                              #15
                              don't understand affiliate marketing. I doubt i can get anyone to sign up for anything. I couldn't even get any relatives to by candy when i was in school for a field trip. I couldn't sell water to a guy in the desert. I would try though, just fail
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                              • ttwarrior1
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 06-23-09
                                • 28454

                                #16
                                you want me to sell this piece of junk for 200 bucks, then what, roll eyes
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                                • ttwarrior1
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 06-23-09
                                  • 28454

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dad
                                  Learn affiliate marketing. If you put in as many hours into affiliate marketing as you do posting on SBR you'll bring in a couple thousand dollars per month easy. And you can do it all from right there in the comfort of your living room or bedroom or wherever.

                                  your making it sound easy and anyone can do it, if it was that easy, half the board would be doing it
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                                  • Chugs
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-01-09
                                    • 1560

                                    #18
                                    Get on your knees tt ... theres plenty of chubby chasers out there.
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                                    • excel
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 03-25-10
                                      • 4270

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by loudpacmanjones
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                                      • trixtrix
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 04-13-06
                                        • 1897

                                        #20
                                        as w/ any financial transaction, you need to balance the amount of debt vs. cost of hiring an assassin to resolve of the issue
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                                        • RubberKettle
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-28-09
                                          • 6421

                                          #21
                                          Who you owe this 5k to TT?

                                          Try and raise money through the warrior fraternity.
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                                          • ttwarrior1
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 06-23-09
                                            • 28454

                                            #22
                                            discover card sold my account, too some attorney group i guess. I expect to be sued any day. Big post on players talk
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                                            • shari91
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                                              • 02-23-10
                                              • 32661

                                              #23
                                              I wish I could nominate this whole thread. Funny stuff guys
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                                              • dinaro7
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 12-06-09
                                                • 888

                                                #24
                                                beg him to give you time if not take a beating or if u feel 4 your life go to the police or take care of him yourself
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                                                • Dutch
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-21-10
                                                  • 4339

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                  don't understand affiliate marketing. I doubt i can get anyone to sign up for anything. I couldn't even get any relatives to by candy when i was in school for a field trip. I couldn't sell water to a guy in the desert. I would try though, just fail
                                                  The defeated, pathetic way in which you carry yourself makes me fuking sick.
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                                                  • paciophobia
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 07-02-10
                                                    • 734

                                                    #26
                                                    pathetic how someone can ask this question here, that way everyone should have 5 grand after reading this thread then
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                                                    • doublej95
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-26-10
                                                      • 14094

                                                      #27
                                                      turn one of the rooms in the trailer to warriors whorehouse staring tt.
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                                                      • hugh4310
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-10-10
                                                        • 2302

                                                        #28
                                                        You better trick out your wife or sister! LOL just playing
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                                                        • Double Bogey
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 07-24-10
                                                          • 1465

                                                          #29
                                                          Your first problem is you need a skill, which you don't have. Second you don't have the intelligence to pull a scam and get away with it. So I think you're left with selling your butt hole to horny middle aged hairy men. Good luck
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                                                          • downsouth
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-13-11
                                                            • 11580

                                                            #30
                                                            How are you so hated?
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                                                            • TheJames
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 02-05-11
                                                              • 234

                                                              #31
                                                              Don't do anything dumb unless your 100% sure you can get away with it
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                                                              • Philavanh
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 08-18-06
                                                                • 2800

                                                                #32
                                                                Wow that is a tight spot...guess build up your SBR points and live off of pizza
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                                                                • Robust
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-13-08
                                                                  • 3254

                                                                  #33
                                                                  discover card? thought it was for a bookie.. do nothing.. get sued.. lose nothing.. no money = no payments.. of course you will have a lean on ya for when you DO make money.. just sit there posting and you will never have to pay

                                                                  or you could get a job, call them and ask for a payment plan to start with your first check.. but i guess that might be too logical and easy?

                                                                  Robust
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                                                                  • ttwarrior1
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 06-23-09
                                                                    • 28454

                                                                    #34
                                                                    yeh but i will do whatever it takes to stay out of court or from getting sued. I will rob a store before i do that and thinking about it. Seriously. Payment plan, f\*\*k a payment plan. I paid 100 a month for 2 years and the balance didnt do shyt
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                                                                    • Cuse0323
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-09-09
                                                                      • 30169

                                                                      #35
                                                                      no worries, since this whole shit is fake.
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