Did you ever wake up with your ass sore?

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 04-09-11, 01:11 PM

ya one time...i think i was fingering myself in my sleep

**onetrickpony** · 04-09-11, 01:12 PM

u know what they say......

**excel** · 04-09-11, 01:13 PM

Sunday mornings in college.

**C-Gold** · 04-09-11, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

I never did, but if anyone here did I would like to hear the story.

**King Mayan** · 04-09-11, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

**Smoke** · 04-09-11, 01:15 PM

**Dirty Sanchez** · 04-09-11, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

I never did, but if anyone here did I would like to hear the story.

I did once...got scoped at the hospital...only person smiling was the fukkin doctor who supposedly did the job when I was out

**Fishhead** · 04-09-11, 01:26 PM

Get the cock out of your ass

**empty cookie jar** · 04-09-11, 01:28 PM

only after i've been ****** in the dang ole ass man

**jjgold** · 04-09-11, 01:34 PM

lol

Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

**Smoke** · 04-09-11, 01:35 PM

So basically you got your shit pushed in

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-09-11, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

lol

Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

That's one of your weaker made up stories Jay.

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 04-09-11, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

lol Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years. Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened. My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear. I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

hahaahaha u absolutely fuking kill me sometimes!!!!!

**daimoshokage** · 04-09-11, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

lol

Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

Does your nephew posts under the handler JJGOLD in SBR?

**onlooker** · 04-09-11, 01:43 PM

Nope. I can't say that I have.

**onlooker** · 04-09-11, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

Come on JJ, you sure that wasn't you?

**C-Gold** · 04-09-11, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

lol

Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

Not many people could physically make me laugh out loud but that's pretty freaking funny. You got me.

Ohhhh I know THAT stunt.... my nephew is what they call Bi Sexual hahaha.

**SpreadSniper** · 04-09-11, 02:42 PM

only after I drink certain kinds of booze

**marcoloco** · 04-09-11, 03:08 PM

everytime i get thrown in the drunk tank i blackout and wake up the next morning with my butt sore... not sure whats going on maybe the type of tequila i am drinking. and gives me violent diarrhea....

**ttwarrior1** · 04-09-11, 03:17 PM

yes, i currently have hemoroids. One time my ass was sore in high school and i wore a maxi pad to school

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 04-09-11, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

yes, i currently have hemoroids. One time my ass was sore in high school and i wore a maxi pad to school

**Br0nxer** · 04-09-11, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

So basically you got your shit pushed in

sounds like it

donkdown is a big fan of getting his sh1t pushed in

**frostno98** · 04-09-11, 05:01 PM

I'm fairly certain many folks in the State Penitentiary experience this on a daily bases

**PanamaBrad** · 04-09-11, 05:07 PM

Only has to happen to you once, and they call you gay forever.

**G's pks** · 04-09-11, 06:23 PM

wow another thread like this.. reminds me of the fruit that asked if you would sleep with a trannie...

**flyingillini** · 04-09-11, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

lol

Not me but plenty of guys I have known the last 20 years.

Yeh and all play fukkin dumb like they do not know what happened.

My bud Brad pulled this stunt 4 years ago and accused me of nailing him in the ass because I had jelly on my shirt and underwear.

I know who it was too but never told him. It was my nephew who is Bi Sexual. Brad was in bed and it was late at night and he was wearing trunks only so my nephew kept eying him up and waited for him to go to sleep and then made his move. He first pull tons of jelly on his cock and then got a fukkin razor blade and cut a slit in Brad's underwear so he could enter easy, he had so much fukkin jelly on his cock that Brad did not know anything until next day. My nepher pounded him a few times too that night, I was watching tv and thought it was hilarious.

Ha Ha, this is what makes JJ the hero and icon he is! Hilarious!

**Mr KLC** · 04-09-11, 11:30 PM

After seeing some of the posts, I have come to the conclusion that I am living a very borig life.