What is Your Best Pick-up Line?

[daimoshokage]

Mine is:

"Hi miss, do you work in Subway? ... I thought you were, cause you just gave me a footlong!"

Pretty solid eh..

[WvGambler]

"Hey sweetheart, why don't you let me come back to your place. I'm following you back there anyways."

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Let's play army...I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me

[FreeFall]

Hey my name is Joey

[Smoke]

Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

these 2 are hilarious

[onetrickpony]

lemme pull my dick out

thats a winner

[stevek173]

Hi I was SBR Poster of the Month January 2011 wanna get a room?

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

The first one had me rolling out of my chair

[losemyloot]

I have a foot long tongue and I breath through my ears!

[chilidog]

"What do you say me and you go back to my place so that I can meticulously dismember your body with my favorite garden shears?"

[RubberKettle]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Have you met Ted?

[DwightShrute]

if I could rearrange the alphabet ... I would out U and I together.

[nli07]

Hey, i gotta show you something...

Take bish by hand and lead her to dark alley

[newjerseydevils]

dont need one to attract the ladies. my swag is good enough

[TobiasFunke]

Guys these are all pretty good, just don't forget to mention you're an SBR Pro

[mrmarket]

Chloroform - the ultimate ice breaker.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Hey, i gotta show you something... Take bish by hand and lead her to dark alley

done this one before. haha

[cant call it]

fukk me if I'm wrong, but your name is helga.

[cant call it]

we need this current thread moved here

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/920720-post-your-best-pick-up-line.html

[Smoke]

The first one had me rolling out of my chair

thanks

[minet123]

You motion with your index finger for her to come over
when she does say
if i could get you to come with one finger can you imagine what i can do with all ten

[Smoke]

As long as i have a face, u alwayz have a place to sit.

Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters.

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.

Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen.

If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

[rsnnh12]

You- "Do you want great sex?"
Her- (uncomfortably) "uhhh, no?"
You- "Great, than come with me"