whats it mean when a chick farts in your face?

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  • crustyme
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-29-10
    • 16896

    #1
    whats it mean when a chick farts in your face?
    back in hs.... i was in class and in my seat when this chick walks by then lets out a fart right in front of my face! it wasnt a loud fart but silent and deadly. me and the guy next to me thought it was funny, she just kept walking like nothing happened.

    so what the hell was that all about? i used to think she had a litttle crush on me cause whenever i would sneeze she was the first to always say bless u and i would sometimes catch her looking at me.

    i never showed interest cause she was cute but not hot (rate her 7.5) and i was busy chasing after 9s and 10s.

    the funny part is later in the school year she asked me to vote for her as homecoming queen and even gave me a thank you gift. i said yes but didnt bother as sort of a revenge for the sneak gas attack. lol
  • yisman
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-01-08
    • 75682

    #2
    It means that's where she wants it. It's a message.
    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
    [/quote]

    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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    • pinchylarue
      SBR MVP
      • 01-04-11
      • 2666

      #3
      shes a nasty bitch bro
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      • Junkyard Dog
        SBR MVP
        • 03-12-07
        • 4552

        #4
        she wanted you to pop that pussy cruster
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        • ApricotSinner32
          Restricted User
          • 11-28-10
          • 10648

          #5
          Thats some vial shit and i would have donkey punched her. Unfukingreal that grosses me out.
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          • Double Bogey
            SBR MVP
            • 07-24-10
            • 1465

            #6
            Means she probably has a cock
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            • dogkatcher
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 05-14-10
              • 632

              #7
              Giving you her scent, obviously she Loves You!
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              • romecloneout
                SBR MVP
                • 02-06-11
                • 2243

                #8
                yeah uhhh you guys are prob both gross as shit....ughhh u prob liked that shit
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                • sparkyasu
                  Restricted User
                  • 03-17-11
                  • 688

                  #9
                  its what she thinks about your opinoin on basketball
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28454

                    #10
                    back in highschool, u probaly mean a year ago then, roll eyes
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                    • COYLO
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-18-10
                      • 2844

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pinchylarue
                      shes a nasty bitch bro
                      pinchy's hit the nail on the head.
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                      • jagaf22
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-22-08
                        • 2932

                        #12
                        Originally posted by yisman
                        It means that's where she wants it. It's a message.


                        Anal slut for sure
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                        • Stallion
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-21-10
                          • 3617

                          #13
                          eeeeewwww
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                          • VegasInsider
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-12-10
                            • 14593

                            #14
                            I dont know what you're talking about....chicks don't fart
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                            • Lazy-Man
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-20-10
                              • 1430

                              #15
                              That's the type of stuff that turns me on
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                              • Dutch
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-21-10
                                • 4339

                                #16
                                Marking her fuking territory. You should be proud she cared enough to spray you with her fecal matter. It's a huge honor and what not.
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                                • downsouth
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-13-11
                                  • 11580

                                  #17
                                  She's looks at you as irrelevant.
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                                  • leafs_ducks
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-22-09
                                    • 3147

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                    Thats some vial shit and i would have donkey punched her. Unfukingreal that grosses me out.

                                    Lolz!
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                                    • chilidog
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-05-09
                                      • 10305

                                      #19
                                      She ate beans.
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                                      • crustyme
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-29-10
                                        • 16896

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dutch
                                        Marking her fuking territory. You should be proud she cared enough to spray you with her fecal matter. It's a huge honor and what not.

                                        lol
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                                        • dxunchuk
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 02-13-11
                                          • 254

                                          #21
                                          you shouldnot be talking about man it means nothing good
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                                          • GOIRISH
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-25-10
                                            • 2072

                                            #22
                                            ya she defiantly has a thing for you, you should probably get on hitting that
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                                            • Eating Bookies
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 01-04-11
                                              • 710

                                              #23
                                              she likes to do nasty and kinky stuff.
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                                              • frankzig
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-26-09
                                                • 2268

                                                #24
                                                she wants to see if your the marring type
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