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I Have A Crazy Rikers Island Story
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JerseyLoveSBR MVP
- 02-15-10
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#36Comment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
- 10828
#37Yeah vaughany. Rikers island is a zoo. Have to remember. People that are locked up are crazy. All kinds of shit happens on that bus. That was one of the craziest. But C.O.'S know what is going on back there, but don't give a shit. Too much paperwork for them to do. I remember another trip home from court, some dude was there for killing his infant child. We didn't know why all the news vans were outside court. After we got a couple blocks away. The C.O. Told us that he killed his kid and let all the inmates take turns spitting and pissing on the dude.Comment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
- 10828
#38So at what point did you pull out a piece of fruit, dab it on her face and take a big bite.
The only reason you tell this story is that you dream of being this blonde woman every night. You hope by confessing this "story" that your confusing feelings will go away. Face it..it wont go away because your were born that way. I would blame genetics for this, accept it, and do what is natural for you. Otherwise this self hate will cause us all to suffer by more of your postingsComment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#39Yeah vaughany. Rikers island is a zoo. Have to remember. People that are locked up are crazy. All kinds of shit happens on that bus. That was one of the craziest. But C.O.'S know what is going on back there, but don't give a shit. Too much paperwork for them to do. I remember another trip home from court, some dude was there for killing his infant child. We didn't know why all the news vans were outside court. After we got a couple blocks away. The C.O. Told us that he killed his kid and let all the inmates take turns spitting and pissing on the dude.Comment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
- 10828
#40Yea. Some dudes on that bus, know that they are never coming home. Absolutelty nothing to lose. Sometimes the CO threatens to stop the bus, but can't because its almost all highway. Anything goes back there. Dudes are always harrassing chicks and talking shit. But this was the only girl that actually liked it and was urging dudes on. She must have been facing a lot of time herself, to do that nasty shit.Comment -
itchypickleSBR Posting Legend
- 11-05-09
- 21452
#41Just odd considering the first stop when you enter processing is to inventory money and any other items on your person...then u get sent to a holding cell...no money, cell, ipod etc. Once you get bailed or get your morning meet in court...THEN you get items once released....never heard of anyone actually keeping cash considering all the liability that goes with that legally for the DOC.Comment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
- 10828
#42Just odd considering the first stop when you enter processing is to inventory money and any other items on your person...then u get sent to a holding cell...no money, cell, ipod etc. Once you get bailed or get your morning meet in court...THEN you get items once released....never heard of anyone actually keeping cash considering all the liability that goes with that legally for the DOC.Comment -
horsiehungRestricted User
- 10-31-10
- 258
#43alright..i said to myself i'll read this..now im really gonna!Comment -
DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
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#44Fukking crazy!!!! I dont ever want to go to prison. lolComment -
horsiehungRestricted User
- 10-31-10
- 258
#45this is insane!!!!!
i prefer house arrest if needed!Comment -
horsiehungRestricted User
- 10-31-10
- 258
#46totally insane story....house arrest yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyComment -
KindredSBR MVP
- 09-09-08
- 2901
#47I had to bail my buddy out of the tombs in NYC for trying to buy crack in the bronx...the good old daysComment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
- 10828
#48Haha. The tombs AKA manhattan house. That place is a dirty hell hole. Your friend was probably in harlem, or he wouldn't have been in the tombs. Harlem is the manhattan border to the bronx.Comment -
poochiecollinsSBR MVP
- 01-27-09
- 1782
#49Ok chili.Rikers Island is jail for NYC. Booklyn, bronx, manhatten, staten isle, and queens. Ok. When you have a court date, you have to get on a bus real early in the morning. Inside, its a regular school bus except the first three rows have their own cage around them(to protect snitches and women and just cowards). In the back of the bus, all kinds of foul shit goes down. Beatings, but mostly razor slashings. This is a trademark of rikers. Inmates are handuffed to the front, so might as well not even be cuffed. One day I was riding back to Rikers after a long day of court. From staten island we pick up dudes in Brooklyn then head to Rikers. I'm in the back row, and I notice this hot blond chick in the front cage by herselfam dudes are talking shit to her and she is laughing. Then she starts talking to me and I'm bullshitting with her. I go up to the front cage, and this bitch is blond, but she is butt ugly. Pizza pie face. Anyway I'm bullshitting with her and I start telling her to show me her
. She does. Then I tell her to show me her pussy. She tries to, but its kinda hard with the cuffs. But she is giving us a nice titty show. Next thing I know, I look back and like 2 dudes had there dicks out. I wasn't feeling this scene anymore so I went back to my seat in the back. The two dudes jumped where I was sitting and started beating off in front of this chick. She loved it and stared urging them on. Next thing, like half the bus is jerking off to this bitch. These dudes started cumming on the fence that was protecting her. Like 3 dudes did. I was disgusted and coudnt wait to get back to rikers. Next thing made me almost throw up. This nasty bitch started licking the *** off the fence. These dirty fukkin niggas(very little cosmetics), and she was licking their nut like it was maple syrup. I never been so disgusted in my fukkin life. This nasty pig licked every fukkin drop she could reach with her tongue. No bullshit.
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flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
- 41219
#50Ok chili.
Rikers Island is jail for NYC. Booklyn, bronx, manhatten, staten isle, and queens. Ok. When you have a court date, you have to get on a bus real early in the morning. Inside, its a regular school bus except the first three rows have their own cage around them(to protect snitches and women and just cowards). In the back of the bus, all kinds of foul shit goes down. Beatings, but mostly razor slashings. This is a trademark of rikers. Inmates are handuffed to the front, so might as well not even be cuffed. One day I was riding back to Rikers after a long day of court. From staten island we pick up dudes in Brooklyn then head to Rikers. I'm in the back row, and I notice this hot blond chick in the front cage by herselfam dudes are talking shit to her and she is laughing. Then she starts talking to me and I'm bullshitting with her. I go up to the front cage, and this bitch is blond, but she is butt ugly. Pizza pie face. Anyway I'm bullshitting with her and I start telling her to show me her. She does. Then I tell her to show me her pussy. She tries to, but its kinda hard with the cuffs. But she is giving us a nice titty show. Next thing I know, I look back and like 2 dudes had there dicks out. I wasn't feeling this scene anymore so I went back to my seat in the back. The two dudes jumped where I was sitting and started beating off in front of this chick. She loved it and stared urging them on. Next thing, like half the bus is jerking off to this bitch. These dudes started cumming on the fence that was protecting her. Like 3 dudes did. I was disgusted and coudnt wait to get back to rikers. Next thing made me almost throw up. This nasty bitch started licking the *** off the fence. These dirty fukkin niggas(very little cosmetics), and she was licking their nut like it was maple syrup. I never been so disgusted in my fukkin life. This nasty pig licked every fukkin drop she could reach with her tongue. No bullshit.
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nomore925everRestricted User
- 04-11-11
- 2
#51NYC here...Comment
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