Cold And Rainy Here

[jjgold]

Man this weather gets you in the mood for sex

SO??

Well going to some Porn store in Newark and parking 1/2 mile away, wearing some silly fake beard
All fukkin losers in there and I am best looking guy so you see what I mean??
Lol....everyone hides in their own corners and buys their stuff
The looks on everyone's faces are hilarious, we are all scared shit of being spotted
Its basically a stamp that you cannot get laid
They also have a movie room but all the losers in their jack off on seats and walls watching 3d porn
I am getting like 10 underground movies for $5 a pop, way better than internet clips
No signs outside and guy gives you Kohls bag to hide them
Going to get mainly girl/girl
anal/anal
tri/straight
straight
gang bangs
street/straight
strapons
Bi/tri (some of hottest girtls are in Bi movies

Anything goes today

No camera in risk of getting beat up

[doublej95]

Sunny and warm here in North Carolina, enjoy your porno day jj

[ttrace35]

Its fukkin sleet and hail outside. Crazy weather.

[blittydeuce]

Im at the Newark Penn station now. Where should I come meet you?

[jjgold]

Don't know you Blitty

Sorry

Snow now

[mrmarket]

JJ you wear a fake beard but that fukking shiny doorknob head gives you away. You think you would learn anything from your training?????

[JMobile]

This is the funniest shit I have read for this week!
But it is raining in Southern California here.

[jjgold]

Actually here parked 1/2 mile away

Pain in ass to walk in bad weather

I am a jerkoff, I should if stayed home and watched on pc

The lure and excitement of porn shops is unreal though

What I hate is offices right next door and all chicks work there. I will have to time it when they are not there.

[Smoke]

wtg JJ, enjoy your movies, good thing you didn't get spotted

[JMobile]

Why not just get those chick's number and have a real orgy with them and film that shit on video. You will hit mass traffic in no time!

JJ, any milfs out there that I might be interested in?

[King Mayan]

Keep your head up,JJ....

[Wiggums5]

jj bring your camera, video needed

[Iceman]

Woke up to the same type of weather here (cold and rainy)......and I am in Las Vegas.

[BIGDAY]

I AGREE!! Make video JJ!

[dfberger23]

[Reload]

Hah - the Kohls bag is a nice touch

[mrmarket]

I think the most pressing question JJ needs to answer is whether he uses the Kohl bag or his dirty gym sock? I think the gym sock would cost more in terms of electricity and also need washing soap so it would be more expensive. A Kohls bag on the other hand can be reused multiple times and subsequently be cleansed outside while it is raining, costing nothing. Your thoughts JJ?

[Swinging Johnson]

As long as it's manly porn JJ, we're good to go. I'm not sure what anal/anal means though. That's a bit disturbing.

[mrmarket]

As long as it's manly porn JJ, we're good to go. I'm not sure what anal/anal means though. That's a bit disturbing.

Step your freak game up SJ.

[marcoloco]

haha good story

[jjgold]

Ok had to circle place 4 times because girls smoking right outside place.

I snuck in their and browsed around. I got good shit also bought fake to suck on and do russian fukkin with. I bought two also so I can put together and like said Russian fuk them (put my cock in between them)

So bought movies and fake and some magazines

Ok so had to wait inside for more girls to go inside, like I said company next store and they smoke outside. A few peeked in and were laughing, they must know what it is.

Ok so left and it was slippery from wet snow and slipped and one of the came out and went into the fukkin street, well it got crushed and pretended it was not mine and walked away. I go back in and had to but another fukkin pair.

Left again and jogged away , I think one chick saw me leaving and pointed to her friends to look at me and laugh

Well everyone laughs at a bald fat guy with a beard in a porn shop

Its a poster board type

[No coincidences]

Ok had to circle place 4 times because girls smoking right outside place.

I snuck in their and browsed around. I got good shit also bought fake to suck on and do russian fukkin with. I bought two also so I can put together and like said Russian fuk them (put my cock in between them)

So bought movies and fake and some magazines

Ok so had to wait inside for more girls to go inside, like I said company next store and they smoke outside. A few peeked in and were laughing, they must know what it is.

Ok so left and it was slippery from wet snow and slipped and one of the came out and went into the fukkin street, well it got crushed and pretended it was not mine and walked away. I go back in and had to but another fukkin pair.

Left again and jogged away , I think one chick saw me leaving and pointed to her friends to look at me and laugh

Well everyone laughs at a bald fat guy with a beard in a porn shop

Its a poster board type

[mr. leisure]

Ok had to circle place 4 times because girls smoking right outside place.

I snuck in their and browsed around. I got good shit also bought fake to suck on and do russian fukkin with. I bought two also so I can put together and like said Russian fuk them (put my cock in between them)

So bought movies and fake and some magazines

Ok so had to wait inside for more girls to go inside, like I said company next store and they smoke outside. A few peeked in and were laughing, they must know what it is.

Ok so left and it was slippery from wet snow and slipped and one of the came out and went into the fukkin street, well it got crushed and pretended it was not mine and walked away. I go back in and had to but another fukkin pair.

Left again and jogged away , I think one chick saw me leaving and pointed to her friends to look at me and laugh

Well everyone laughs at a bald fat guy with a beard in a porn shop

Its a poster board type

JJ`s in fine form today

[stealthyburrito]

Ok had to circle place 4 times because girls smoking right outside place.

I snuck in their and browsed around. I got good shit also bought fake to suck on and do russian fukkin with. I bought two also so I can put together and like said Russian fuk them (put my cock in between them)

So bought movies and fake and some magazines

Ok so had to wait inside for more girls to go inside, like I said company next store and they smoke outside. A few peeked in and were laughing, they must know what it is.

Ok so left and it was slippery from wet snow and slipped and one of the came out and went into the fukkin street, well it got crushed and pretended it was not mine and walked away. I go back in and had to but another fukkin pair.

Left again and jogged away , I think one chick saw me leaving and pointed to her friends to look at me and laugh

Well everyone laughs at a bald fat guy with a beard in a porn shop

Its a poster board type

[gafl]

Classic.

[donkdown]

jj u got nothing on this guy!!

[jjgold]

Good find Donker

Live sex shops are even better where you can get blown from a hot chick on other side of wall

All you do is put your cock in a hole and some chick sucks it dry for like $25, its less pressure/embarassing than seeing her face to face

[zgates]

Ok had to circle place 4 times because girls smoking right outside place.

I snuck in their and browsed around. I got good shit also bought fake to suck on and do russian fukkin with. I bought two also so I can put together and like said Russian fuk them (put my cock in between them)

So bought movies and fake and some magazines

Ok so had to wait inside for more girls to go inside, like I said company next store and they smoke outside. A few peeked in and were laughing, they must know what it is.

Ok so left and it was slippery from wet snow and slipped and one of the came out and went into the fukkin street, well it got crushed and pretended it was not mine and walked away. I go back in and had to but another fukkin pair.

Left again and jogged away , I think one chick saw me leaving and pointed to her friends to look at me and laugh

Well everyone laughs at a bald fat guy with a beard in a porn shop

Its a poster board type

what would even make this story better is if it was true.

[KingKolzig]

20% rule for JJ. 80% he also has some hott live action, 20% he doesnt. really must suck when that 20% hits when u figured it wouldnt

[donkdown]

Good find Donker

Live sex shops are even better where you can get blown from a hot chick on other side of wall

All you do is put your cock in a hole and some chick sucks it dry for like $25, its less pressure/embarassing than seeing her face to face

That sounds -EV to me how do u know the chick is really a chick??

[pavyracer]

So you are wearing a fake beard and you are the best looking guy in the store. Who are you Kenny Rogers?

[wtf]

Good find Donker

Live sex shops are even better where you can get blown from a hot chick on other side of wall

All you do is put your cock in a hole and some chick sucks it dry for like $25, its less pressure/embarassing than seeing her face to face

dream on jj

that is a DUDE sucking on your cock through the glory hole, sorry to disappoint you

or maybe your not disappointed at all

[PingPong]

yea but maybe it's a HOT dude!

[jjgold]

They are girls, you can here the way they do it

Also the feel I think is different compared to a guy

Can anyone tell if there is a difference between a guy and girl blow job?

[Smoke]

Good find Donker

Live sex shops are even better where you can get blown from a hot chick on other side of wall

All you do is put your cock in a hole and some chick sucks it dry for like $25, its less pressure/embarassing than seeing her face to face

What if it was a dude on the other side of hole, that would be some bullshit.