If u couldnt date a girl, would u date a tranny?

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  • Counterfeit Cash
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 01-03-11
    • 668

    #36
    Originally posted by Dad
    King, does your neighbor tranny look like a hot female? Or does your neighbor tranny look like a man with makeup on? Also King, have you ever tried hitting up massage parlors? It's a good way to get off for a reasonable price until your luck changes with the ladies. Or lady boys.


    Be it a post or a thread, Dad always delivers
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    • horsiehung
      Restricted User
      • 10-31-10
      • 258

      #37
      toooooooooo funny
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      • G's pks
        Restricted User
        • 01-01-09
        • 22251

        #38
        so you want someone to slip you the sausage?

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        • horja1
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-13-11
          • 5646

          #39
          Originally posted by KingKolzig
          a buddy of mine just hasnt had much luck with the ladies lately. everytime he tries it seems something goes wrong. hes not even trying to get laid just a lonely guy looking for some companionship. really starting to take its toll on him. he told me the other day that his neighbor is a tranny who tries to flirt with him. it was a an awkward conversation but i told him to do what he thinks is best. would you guys date a tranny if nothing else was on deck?
          You're friend ether is not that desperate or he is too lasy to try harder with women.

          ... same answer if the title of the next thread is: "If you couldnt date a girl, would u date a horse?"
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          • Nomocino
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            • 08-11-09
            • 687

            #40
            nope just whack it to porn
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            • G's pks
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              • 01-01-09
              • 22251

              #41
              The king has turned into a queen!
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              • Roxxyfish
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-26-09
                • 12066

                #42
                i would even dat a sheep , but fortunately im a ladykiller
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                • Dad
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-26-08
                  • 23245

                  #43
                  This isn't looking good for your reputation, King.
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                  • frognose20
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 04-09-10
                    • 249

                    #44
                    He'll no. That's some nasty shit!
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                    • KingKolzig
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-02-10
                      • 5550

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Dad
                      This isn't looking good for your reputation, King.
                      is it true u said u want me dead Dad?
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #46
                        Originally posted by KingKolzig
                        is it true u said u want me dead Dad?
                        Who told you that, King? I don't want anybody dead.
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                        • KingKolzig
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-02-10
                          • 5550

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Dad
                          Who told you that, King? I don't want anybody dead.
                          Dad i was drunk, had no idea what i was talking about

                          as for Jack, he said he doesnt like the tranny idea. going in a new direction
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                          • Dad
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-26-08
                            • 23245

                            #48
                            I dont blame you, King. Dont worry, you'll find a good girl some day. Until then you still have us.
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                            • katstale
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-07-07
                              • 3924

                              #49
                              I think this thread is somehow tied to his tongue thread. But, i am not going to punish myself to discover why.
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                              • KingKolzig
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-02-10
                                • 5550

                                #50
                                this guy Jack is a very "different" kind of cat i think. just told me he had a dream last night where he was walking on the street and a high school girl walks buy in a long white t-shirt with a wet bathingsuit underneath. said the tshirt stuck to her ass so he pulled her into a house and raped her. said he also wanted to punch the back of her head while he was doing it but didnt. then the dream ended. said he never had a dream like that b4
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                                • Full Time Hobo
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-16-10
                                  • 2778

                                  #51
                                  Has your friend been experimenting with different drugs or is he just fuked up?
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                                  • wildbill044
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 05-02-10
                                    • 316

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by KingKolzig
                                    this guy Jack is a very "different" kind of cat i think. just told me he had a dream last night where he was walking on the street and a high school girl walks buy in a long white t-shirt with a wet bathingsuit underneath. said the tshirt stuck to her ass so he pulled her into a house and raped her. said he also wanted to punch the back of her head while he was doing it but didnt. then the dream ended. said he never had a dream like that b4

                                    did the hs girl have a dick? LOL. Dude's confused- and you don't punch a chick in the back of the head- at least be a man and turn her around first. Maybe it was a metaphor for punching the other head with his mouth? definitely confused individual.
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                                    • CallMeChip
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 03-23-11
                                      • 681

                                      #53
                                      Dude... I would never suspect to see a thread like this in a sportsbetting forum, but I have to admit I LOL'ed hardcore.
                                      Does your friend realize that a tranny is actually a man? and that this would technically make him gay? I have nothing against gay people, but it seems your buddy is extremely confused to put it lightly if he's even considering this.

                                      Which brings me to a point, I had an argument with a friend of mine she saw someone on tv who took hormones and had surgery to remove a dick and all that and then claim that he/she was now a woman. My friend got supppper pissed at me cuz I kept saying if you're born a dude, you die a dude. You can't change your sex, you will always be a man. She called me a bigot and homophobe, but I honestly can't believe that because someone has surgery they think they just reversed 10 million years of evolution and the foundations of gender...
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                                      • stefank
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 11-23-10
                                        • 77

                                        #54
                                        Nothing wrong to date a tranny ... if you're drunk enough not to realize you're into the upper floor.
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                                        • raidersfan
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-13-07
                                          • 1647

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by G's pks
                                          so you want someone to slip you the sausage?

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                                          • leafsfan19
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 09-10-10
                                            • 620

                                            #56
                                            Jerk off and reevaluate lol, that's pure gold
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                                            • Tackleberry
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 12-01-10
                                              • 441

                                              #57
                                              This thread reminds me of a couple episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Both this thread and those episodes are hilarious.
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                                              • Tackleberry
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 12-01-10
                                                • 441

                                                #58
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                                                • rm18
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-20-05
                                                  • 22291

                                                  #59
                                                  no we are like arrows around here guy
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                                                  • Tuna Fish Riot
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 10-29-10
                                                    • 539

                                                    #60
                                                    I would, but only top-tier shemales. Some shemales are up to caliber with hot girls. Unfortunately the majority are foogly.
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                                                    • KingKolzig
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-02-10
                                                      • 5550

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Tuna Fish Riot
                                                      I would, but only top-tier shemales. Some shemales are up to caliber with hot girls. Unfortunately the majority are foogly.
                                                      top-tier i like that term. i think most guys on sbr would enjoy a top tier shemale. jack isnt into shemales anymore he said he only looks at them to lower the morale of his brothers

                                                      he wants me to rent a cabin with him and his uncle next month not sure what to do he seems kind of weird to me now
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                                                      • G's pks
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 01-01-09
                                                        • 22251

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by KingKolzig
                                                        top-tier i like that term. i think most guys on sbr would enjoy a top tier shemale. jack isnt into shemales anymore he said he only looks at them to lower the morale of his brothers

                                                        he wants me to rent a cabin with him and his uncle next month not sure what to do he seems kind of weird to me now

                                                        Hopefully you are joking or just a little fruity...not sure if you can be just a little fruity though...
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                                                        • shade3599
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 11-02-08
                                                          • 378

                                                          #63
                                                          Here is the real question. My friend asked me are you gay if you watch tranny porn. I said yes they are a dude in disguise. Then he said the tranny was having sex with a girl. Now I didn't have an answer. What do you guys think
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                                                          • Lazy-Man
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-20-10
                                                            • 1430

                                                            #64
                                                            ^ Yes that's homosexual
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                                                            • roninchow
                                                              SBR Hustler
                                                              • 03-07-11
                                                              • 86

                                                              #65
                                                              Miss International Queens 2010










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                                                              • wtt0315
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-18-07
                                                                • 8037

                                                                #66
                                                                my ass says exit only
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                                                                • frankzig
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-26-09
                                                                  • 2268

                                                                  #67
                                                                  what would you do if you found out while in the bedroom on a drunken state
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                                                                  • nyed1010
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 12-05-10
                                                                    • 1569

                                                                    #68
                                                                    hell no. There is not much in the world that is more repulsing to look at than a chick with a dick.
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                                                                    • KingKolzig
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-02-10
                                                                      • 5550

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by shade3599
                                                                      Here is the real question. My friend asked me are you gay if you watch tranny porn. I said yes they are a dude in disguise. Then he said the tranny was having sex with a girl. Now I didn't have an answer. What do you guys think
                                                                      it seems to all be frowned upon here. even nun porn
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                                                                      • KingKolzig
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 02-02-10
                                                                        • 5550

                                                                        #70
                                                                        dude is messed. saw this in his internet history. not porno cause the shirtless person is a dude. BUT has down syndrome

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