So your dating this chick and then...

**onlooker** · 03-12-11, 12:17 AM

It must bother you, or you wouldn't be asking.

**downsouth** · 03-12-11, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by onlooker

It must bother you, or you wouldn't be asking.

Actually just figured I would throw a random scenario out and see if I could get any amusing responses.

I personally do not mind and actually prefer it. I try to kiss them as soon after the act is completed. And not just a good night kiss but getting all up in there.

**pico** · 03-12-11, 12:31 AM

let it ride

**secretstash** · 03-12-11, 12:31 AM

if u have a dirty girl like that... hang on to her a bit

dont kiss her on the mouth.. slap ur cawk on her face

-stash

**Covy** · 03-12-11, 12:34 AM

Buy her some listerine as a gift

**Mr KLC** · 03-12-11, 01:38 AM

I didn't realize how boring my life is until I read posts like this.

**rake922** · 03-12-11, 01:41 AM

Is this a true story or not

**xlilsp1keyx** · 03-12-11, 01:42 AM

whats wrong with still dating her after this? lol its all on you man. some people like it, some dont.

**Double Bogey** · 03-12-11, 02:34 AM

Well like anything with chicks, it's all good if it feels good to me. So if it distrusts you you, stop seeing her, if not hang on to her

**Grits n' Gravy** · 03-12-11, 04:52 AM

it would be messed up if someone else's condom fell out of her ass when you pulled out. then you may want to rethink your relationship.

**JMobile** · 03-12-11, 05:14 AM

Your avatar is true, you are a very horny guy. All your threads are very sexual related. But I like that. Lolz

**LLXC** · 03-12-11, 06:03 AM

I love ATM girls...

**SportsMushroom** · 03-12-11, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by downsouth

Actually just figured I would throw a random scenario out and see if I could get any amusing responses.

I personally do not mind and actually prefer it. I try to kiss them as soon after the act is completed. And not just a good night kiss but getting all up in there.

so she just finished licking her $hit off your k0k and the first thing you do is stick your tongue down her throat?

does that count as tossing her salad?

**Straight Cash** · 03-12-11, 08:20 AM

It's her mouth, who cares! As long as she's not trying to make out with you after all that...

**stc1709** · 03-12-11, 09:11 AM

yea im alright with ATM not for me

**cant call it** · 03-12-11, 09:35 AM

would have wiped my meat off on her clothes and walked out

**Lion4Life** · 03-12-11, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

it would be messed up if someone else's condom fell out of her ass when you pulled out. then you may want to rethink your relationship.

Just shove two condoms in there for the other guy to find

**Dirty Sanchez** · 03-12-11, 10:36 AM

This thread just makes me think there's some greasy old dude sitting behind his computer getting his rocks off by asking creepy questions...kind of disturbing

**thebertshow** · 03-12-11, 11:00 AM

I would enjoy the experience but be very suspicious about the girl and the kind of care she takes of herself. Probably wouldn'y lead to a long-term relationship

**mike1234** · 03-12-11, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Straight Cash

It's her mouth, who cares! As long as she's not trying to make out with you after all that...

yes

**RUSS28** · 03-12-11, 11:49 AM

if she cooks and cleans send her my way when u get done. how can you not like an ATM girl

**ATP123** · 03-12-11, 11:52 AM

lol, quite the situation

**JimmysEgo** · 03-12-11, 11:55 AM

that's why God invented foreheads. so you have somewhere to kiss after she's done sucking her ass juice off your cock.

**downsouth** · 03-12-11, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

This thread just makes me think there's some greasy old dude sitting behind his computer getting his rocks off by asking creepy questions...kind of disturbing

Not too old. What am I saying to get my rocks off? Its not like im asking for details of how you'd bang a chick or anything detailed. My scenarios are more to get funny/amusing answers, like can't call it saying he'd wipe his log on her clothes and leave.

And really? Your whole name is one of the most played out overused dirty jokes. Its a dirty mexi crap-stache. Are you really the one to be calling someone out for creepy or greasy.

The scenarios I present are meant in good humor and are strories/scenarios I got from myself/buddies from college.

I get my rocks off like every other guy...internet porn. Hope this leaves you slightly less disturbed.

**TRE1968** · 03-12-11, 12:53 PM

**VegasInsider** · 03-12-11, 01:08 PM

Yeah...let her go and give her my address along with taxi fare

Honestly, hang onto her for the long haul. If she's hot, cool, sane and likes to go ATM on her own then she's a keeper!

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-12-11, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

You dating for a while, shes hot, wild in the saddle, seems sane, everything so far so good.

You go to bar and get hammered together(really hammered) and while your making wild sexy time she tells you to bang her where she poops(of course in much sexier/dirtier terminology), of course you oblige because who doesn't wanna knock on the backdoor everyonce in a while.

When you are ready to release she quickly surprises you by turning around and blowing you to finish you off.

You finish the deed and of course quickly pass out.

What if anything do you say to her the next morning? Do you continue dating?? Keep in mind everything else was/has been great. Does the ATM bother you to the point of no return?

what's the problem? sounds like a great date