Why do you guys get married?

[horja1]

I guess you like Charlie Sheen's way of living his life

[bettilimbroke999]

I do but whats up with that one "goddess" thats like 20 but has wrinkles on her forehead like shes 50, Charlie needs to spring for some Botox for that bitch shes definitely seen some hard partying in her 20 years. Charlie must be hung or something cuz both those bitches look like they could fit a train in their pussies

[horja1]

That might be the problem with pornstars: a lot of dicks (enough to load a train or two) already went through those pussies ...

[gohabsgo]

WTF is the matter with you idiots, marriage is just something women want so they can steal half your shit and get a free diamond ring in the process, we dont live in the 50s where shes "saving herself" for you, that crazy bitch your bangin has had 19+ cocks in her miniumum and shes only 18 why the **** is ur lucky # 20 cock supposed to marry her, just bang that shit til you get tired of it then move on, no need to get divorced and lose everything you've got

Also having kids is the worst idea ever, anyone who tells ya different has kids and cant turn back so they want to pull you down to hell with them

Are you a fagget or something?
Wow grow up or get some help

[ouman101]

I don't know what the other people think, but you don't sound happy at all. You have a lot of animosity for someone supposedly "living the dream"

[bettilimbroke999]

Yall idiots need to stop tryin to psychoanalyze everything I write, Im not angry or fuckin depressed I just know marriage is a complete scam and only for suckers and having kids is the stupidest idea ever

If youre an idiot you need a legal contract to tell you that you love someone and some shit filled diapers to make you happy, if you have a brain you dont, end of story

Damn brokeass degenerate gambling wannabe psychologists in all my threads are getting fuckin old, so GTFO!!! Go change some fuckin diapers and **** that hole youve had 10 kids walk out of and ****** 2 million times before maybe itll be so exciting this time youll stay awake

[TexansFan]

Sounds like bettilimbroke was hated by his mother and sexually abused by his father or an uncle.

[bettilimbroke999]

Thanks for the analysis doc but my dad wasnt a priest and I didnt go to church much as a kid so I never got raped

Why is the church so against abortion?

Bc they dont believe in touching kids til theyre born

[geebert74]

I love my wife unconditionally. Yes there are some sacrifices some have to make. but this will never change my mind on how much I love her and her love for me. She let's me do what I need to do. It just works.

[bettilimbroke999]

Yea great great yippee, I understand that a nice girl makes things nicer, but even if you hadnt signed some legally binding contract at the courthouse couldnt you have made it work

[Swinging Johnson]

I love my wife unconditionally. Yes there are some sacrifices some have to make. but this will never change my mind on how much I love her and her love for me. She let's me do what I need to do. It just works.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeebs! Good women make good men, right brotha?!

[RubberKettle]

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work. ~The Departed 2006

[ouman101]

Sucks you're in a bad relationship betlim. Hopefully your next one works out better. Hang in there