Could you survive in post-apocalyptic world?

[clownpuncher]

great question bate!!!!

i'd like to think that i could survive

on the other hand the rest of my family wouldn't last an hour

[BatemanPatrickl]

this should be in the saloon.. what a stupid thread..

Ghost much?

[THE PROFIT]

Not a big Denzel fan but Book of Eli was decent. Shampoo was a luxury in that movie. Wet naps too!

I could never eat a human though.

I save the wet nap packets now from Hooters & Buffalo Wild Wings. I will be set when the shit hits the fan

[BatemanPatrickl]

I save the wet nap packets now from Hooters & Buffalo Wild Wings. I will be set when the shit hits the fan

Question is would you go down on a chick if she had not bathed/showered for a few weeks? Or would you part with a wet nap and help her out

[THE PROFIT]

thats a tough one. I guess in a post apocalyptic world oral sex would just be one of those things of the past

[BatemanPatrickl]

thats a tough one. I guess in a post apocalyptic world oral sex would just be one of those things of the past

[Richkas]

Yes. I have guns and I have friends with guns. Would get together and form a little army. Would have no problem executing anybody for a cup off water.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Yes. I have guns and I have friends with guns. Would get together and form a little army. Would have no problem executing anybody for a cup off water.

Richie would you raid the pharmacies first?

[Richkas]

Richie would you raid the pharmacies first?

No. Would start killing people and take everything they had.

[Richkas]

But its never going to happen in my lifetime thank god. But in order to survive, you would have to kill people or be killed yourself.

[cant call it]

I would like to join your gang; do I have to get jumped in?

[Richkas]

It would be horrible. Can you imagine the thugs killing and robbing innocent people. You would have to turn into a murderer just to survive. Does anybody here actually think this will happen some day?

[BatemanPatrickl]

No. Would start killing people and take everything they had.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Richie I am going to switch gangs and join yours. Would I have to be jumped in?

[Richkas]

You would have to just to survive. Everybody would be killing everybody.

[Richkas]

Richie I am going to switch gangs and join yours. Would I have to be jumped in?

As long as you like to get high you would be in

[BatemanPatrickl]

As long as you like to get high you would be in

Uncle Richie how is your woman?

[Richkas]

Uncle Richie how is your woman?

She's really sick with the flu. She had to go to the emergency room last night. 102 fever and puking and pooping at the same time. I told her stay away until she's better. I dont need to be sick. She is hot though isnt she

[Richkas]

She tells me she loves me at least 10 times a day. Ive been on cloud 9 for 2 months.

[BatemanPatrickl]

She's really sick with the flu. She had to go to the emergency room last night. 102 fever and puking and pooping at the same time. I told her stay away until she's better. I dont need to be sick. She is hot though isnt she

Richie girls don't poop what is wrong with you? Yes she is good looking so CONGRATS! Glad to see you happy you are a good dude. A little crazy but so am I.

What's on tap for today?

[Richkas]

She's got this belly button ring. When I see it my dick gets hard immediately.

[BatemanPatrickl]

She's got this belly button ring. When I see it my dick gets hard immediately.

Mine has her nips pierced so I know what you are saying.

[Richkas]

Mine has her nips pierced so I know what you are saying.

[Powderguy]

The movie blew sooo hard, but it would be a struggle

[sharper2]

could not make myself go through what will smiths character in i am legend went through.

[BatemanPatrickl]

could not make myself go through what will smiths character in i am legend went through.

Zombies are usually game changers.

[WvGambler]

Richie I am going to switch gangs and join yours. Would I have to be jumped in?

No one leaves WV's gang! Bateman you just sealed your fate. My boys will be chowing on Bateman when it all goes down.

[BatemanPatrickl]

No one leaves WV's gang! Bateman you just sealed your fate. My boys will be chowing on Bateman when it all goes down.

Trust me man you don't want to eat me; years of living in my parent's basement has left my body a mess.

Can I get jumped out of your gang?

[Buried_PIRATE]

I would eat daimo

[ready-set-tilt]

Assuming there was no "advance notice," and the shit hit the fan tonight, I have currently in my house/car:

1 20 gauge shotgun with 200 shells
1 glock with 130 rounds (30 hollow points)
1 22 cal revolver with about 50 rounds (worthless if you're trying to stop someone, has to be a head shot)

I figure if we ate everything in the house, we'd have about a month's worth of food.

Truth be told, I'd load up the family and head down to the farm about 2 hours south of here. We could stay well fed there on deer and catfish and can see about a quarter mile in every direction from the camphouse. Once the shells and bullets ran out, it would get pretty scary. Only way to survive is in numbers.

Sounds like someone has thought about this way too much

[WvGambler]

Trust me man you don't want to eat me; years of living in my parent's basement has left my body a mess. Can I get jumped out of your gang?

Sure....come over around 7ish. Bring a change of pants.