If so, describe the experience.
Anyone ever had an ANAL PROBE(Colonoscopy)?
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FishheadSBR Aristocracy
- 08-11-05
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#1Anyone ever had an ANAL PROBE(Colonoscopy)?
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FishheadSBR Aristocracy
- 08-11-05
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#2By the way, highly recommended procedure every 5 years starting at age 50.................
Whatever you do, don't get old.Comment -
Wulfman14SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-24-10
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#3usually they say to get one after the age of 50 .unless of course there is some sort of problem like blood when you crap. dont know how many people on the forum are that old.Comment -
Wulfman14SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-24-10
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#4dude yur 50 years old ?Comment -
Cap dat 4ssRestricted User
- 10-11-10
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#5Givin a few but never rec'd one though. Never sounded like a pleasurable experience. GL fishyComment -
xkgbSBR MVP
- 11-29-10
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#6NO, But i had worst....Had a tube inserted thru my dick once, NOW THATS PAIN...No anesthetics, only local (creme)Comment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
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#8i am 21 and got one of these things.
the procedure itself is painless, you'll be outcold for it.
however, the prep sucks. no eating for 24 hrs. prior, except for stuff like light colored jello, etc. no dark colored liquids either.
they'll have you drink this crap, believes its called moviprep that cleans your system out. when i say clean out, i fukkin mean it. be prepared to be on the shitter for AT LEAST 3 hours. you have to drink either a liter or a gallon, depending on your age (for me it was liter). you gotta do it twice, one night before procedure the second morning of procedure about 6 hrs before it takes place. by the time you drink the second prep, you'll just be shitting out water cuz there will be nothing left in your system.
so yeah, prep is much worse then procedure.Comment -
Wulfman14SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-24-10
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#9i am 21 and got one of these things.
the procedure itself is painless, you'll be outcold for it.
however, the prep sucks. no eating for 24 hrs. prior, except for stuff like light colored jello, etc. no dark colored liquids either.
they'll have you drink this crap, believes its called moviprep that cleans your system out. when i say clean out, i fukkin mean it. be prepared to be on the shitter for AT LEAST 3 hours. you have to drink either a liter or a gallon, depending on your age (for me it was liter). you gotta do it twice, one night before procedure the second morning of procedure about 6 hrs before it takes place. by the time you drink the second prep, you'll just be shitting out water cuz there will be nothing left in your system.
so yeah, prep is much worse then procedure.Comment -
jennahazeplaysRestricted User
- 03-15-10
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#10-uch, painful just to read aboutComment -
stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
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hhsilverSBR Hall of Famer
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#12exactly. the rest of the above post pretty much describes it - except for the 'out cold' part.
I was given a local, so i was very aware of what was going on and it was pretty fascinating to watch my insides on a computer screen. My results were good , so i have nothing but good feelings about it ( I've kind of blocked out the memory of the 24 hour prep period). I was told "see you in 10 years" ( not the 5 mentioned earlier - maybe that's changed - or maybe because I had no signs of problems)
Do it. Colon cancer is easily nipped (literally - they can remove polyps during the procedure) if caught early enough.Comment -
ROFLcopterSBR MVP
- 06-16-10
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#15Yes and it felt fukking FANTASTICComment -
FuzzyDunlopSBR MVP
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#16The exact same as HHSilver, only thing I can stress is not to drink Fruit Punch Gatorade during prep or any other red drinks. I had to come back a week later and have a second one as they couldn't tell if they were seeing blood or Red No. 5 dye.Comment -
sicklerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-05-08
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#17
When you can't piss they take the piss from you by shoving a catheter up your urethra. Not pleasant.
Sorry Fish, sickler hasn't experienced anal probing......Comment -
StraitShooterSBR Posting Legend
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#18Pushing 50 I try not to think of it. HHSilver makes some fantastic points!
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stealthyburritoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-12-09
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#19exactly. the rest of the above post pretty much describes it - except for the 'out cold' part. I was given a local, so i was very aware of what was going on and it was pretty fascinating to watch my insides on a computer screen. My results were good , so i have nothing but good feelings about it ( I've kind of blocked out the memory of the 24 hour prep period). I was told "see you in 10 years" ( not the 5 mentioned earlier - maybe that's changed - or maybe because I had no signs of problems) Do it. Colon cancer is easily nipped (literally - they can remove polyps during the procedure) if caught early enough.
i know this post was meant in jest, but the feeling after the prep (after all the shitting) is great. basically any and all toxins and waste in your digestive system are flushed out. i immediately felt leaner after the prep was finished.Comment -
FishheadSBR Aristocracy
- 08-11-05
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#20All sounds fun...thanksComment -
biffSBR MVP
- 08-10-10
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#21had a doctor tell me to pull down my pants and turn around and i go "ok". next thing i know i hear a plastic glove snap and BAM finger in my ass. You'd be shocked on how you would act as i am a quite person but i bleeped out a swear word that the whole office heard. My ass was hurting for days. not even when i have to push out a log did it hurt as much.
was really sneaky of that fuk not telling me.Comment -
xkgbSBR MVP
- 11-29-10
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#22had a doctor tell me to pull down my pants and turn around and i go "ok". next thing i know i hear a plastic glove snap and BAM finger in my ass. You'd be shocked on how you would act as i am a quite person but i bleeped out a swear word that the whole office heard. My ass was hurting for days. not even when i have to push out a log did it hurt as much. was really sneaky of that fuk not telling me.Comment -
FishheadSBR Aristocracy
- 08-11-05
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#23Actually, think I would much prefer having a finger up my ass once every two years than sticking my finger up numerous strangers anal cavities on a daily basis.........
I feel better already.Comment -
INVEGA MANSBR Hall of Famer
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#24just like they said. the prep sucks but you feel nothing and its over in an hour.Comment -
sjm5122SBR MVP
- 09-22-08
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#25Had the ole fingers up the butt. I'm only 23 though. Can't wait for the probeComment -
frankzigSBR MVP
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#26Was alittle scared the days before,ended up being for nothing,painless,the crapping the days before was more of a pain than the procedure itself-----------\EXCEPT
In recovery I had alot of gas-tried to hold it in(because of the nurses around)they look at me and said Go head and fart "this will be the only time in your life women will tell you to"
and the 8-10 sec rippers started comming out.
She xplained no smell JUST AIRComment -
biffSBR MVP
- 08-10-10
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#28i know he did but on what level? that is the scary part. you could tell he qas used to the swearing as it did not even phase him.
i try and avoid going to the doctors as much as possible. many a time i needed to go and said fuk it. i do not care. I'll probably be that dumb ass who dies like people did in the old days, you know stub their toe and get an infection. Or i'll die from some sickness people used to die from in the 1800s.Comment -
C-GoldSBR Hall of Famer
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#29Colon cancer is a top killer, you should have this procedure done if you want to live.Comment
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