You need advice from the genuine pros; the ladies!
Do we have any Saloon Ladies on board?
If there are some os's on board, I might be willing to ask a similar question as #173?
You see, even older-timers like me are still stupid when it comes to the opposite sex.
Hey, I'm single, lonely, and NOT looking, buttt, I am getting that ol spring itch for a hot *itch.
Do we have any Saloon Ladies on board?

If there are some os's on board, I might be willing to ask a similar question as #173?
You see, even older-timers like me are still stupid when it comes to the opposite sex.

Hey, I'm single, lonely, and NOT looking, buttt, I am getting that ol spring itch for a hot *itch.
