finally, i have been acknowledged :)

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  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #1
    finally, i have been acknowledged :)
    I knew all the time spent in front of this box would pay off one day. Finally, I get the recognition that I, and so many others, deserve. I am now, officially a .....

    "Prominent User of the Internet"

    I don't know who I should thank first. I suppose I should start with thanking my dog. A lot of people like to thank God first, but since I'm dyslexic, I shall thank my dog. Besides, my dog is way cooler, and has benefited me way more than god ever has.

    **************************************** *******************************

    Attention: Dear Prominent User of the Internet

    How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?

    This is from a total cash prize of US 50,000,000 Million dollars, given to the
    first FIFTY (50) people who will be compensated in this world internet
    programs. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site
    Through computer draw system.

    Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office, we want
    to compensate you and show our gratitude to you with the sum of $1,000,000.00 Million
    United States Of America Dollars we have authorized Robert Calvin to assist your
    in getting your compensation check across to you.

    The name and contact address is as follows:

    COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
    CONTACT AGENT: Robert Calvin
    EMAIL: robertcalvin102@yahoo.cn
    TELEPHONE: +23481 3834 8406


    Hope to hear from you soon.

    Dr. Thomas Brown
    Lottery Co-coordinator.
    © 2011 WORLD INTERNET PROGRAMS
  • jgray
    SBR MVP
    • 09-06-09
    • 3599

    #2
    Congratulations. Thank dog.
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    • YorkHunt
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-11-10
      • 7496

      #3
      Those are real...try it out chili
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      • WestyBONE
        SBR High Roller
        • 01-27-10
        • 138

        #4
        NICE!!!!! I got a 100,000,000 United States of America Dollars waiting for me somewhere in Africa and I have almost saved up the 5 grand that I need to wire to some bank president guy in order to claim it.... Can't wait!
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        • WestyBONE
          SBR High Roller
          • 01-27-10
          • 138

          #5
          dammit York, you beat me to it.
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            it does not get better than this, well done
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            • DrStale
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-07-08
              • 9692

              #7
              Shit, if only I had been using the internet indoors and in my office

              World Internet Programs should probably spring for their own email server so they don't have to use Yahoo.
              Originally posted by Dark Horse
              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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              • hubie69
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-16-10
                • 7329

                #8
                Thats just oustanding. congrats man!


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