"I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song."
Best Rap Song One Liners
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QuantumLeapSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-22-08
- 6878
#106Comment -
DutchSBR MVP
- 09-21-10
- 4339
#107Something woke me from my dark sleep, the sound of fukin' police when they're trying to creep. Broke thru my door with no gahdamn warning, looked at my watch it was six in the morning!Comment -
clip1SBR Sharp
- 05-06-06
- 454
#108.. can't fade it
While y'all pump Willie, I run up in stunts silly
Scared, so you sent your little mans to come kill me
But on the contrilli, I packs the mack-milliComment -
Killer_DemoSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-15-08
- 8409
#109dont be throwin your rent money at the club and be broke in the morning - young buck - get buckComment -
onetrickponySBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
- 9434
#110next time u mention pac, biggie, jay z dont forget weezy baby!Comment -
onetrickponySBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
- 9434
#111Man I got summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun
Spring hating on me cause I ain't neva sprung
Win-ter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll
And I will neva I will neva I will neva FALL
I'm being hated by the season
So **** ya'll who hating for no reasonComment -
Shifty107SBR MVP
- 01-05-10
- 1582
#112"And fuk 5-0, pow pow, turn'em into 49ers"Comment -
ouman101SBR MVP
- 12-02-09
- 2815
#113**** the world as we elope and witness furious speeds, Unanswered questions keep us all stressin', curious G's Backstabbed and bleedin', crooked thoughts laced with weed Learnin', duckin' stray shots, bullets be hot, they burnin' Inhalin' sherm smoke, visualized the flames Will I be smothered by my own pain? Strange whispers, cowards conversate, so quick to dis us Takin' pictures for the feds, and desperate hopes they'd get us Hit us off, give us plenty centuries, forgive my sins Since I ain't in many penitentaries the best revenge is **** friends We military minded soldiers, bustin' shots blindly Tryin' to find Jehovah to help me Somebody save me Lost and crazy, scared to drop a seed hopin' I ain't cursed my babies Maybe now niggas feel me now, picture my pain embrace my words make the world change And still I smile ***** -2PAC "Smile"
"Mama put me out at only 14
So I start selling crack cocaine and codine
Time to stack some paper, I gotta do it quick
Thinking I'm a juevinile, but they don't know who they messing with
my mama's only son, but I live every day like its my motherfuking last one...
...One day ya here, then the next day ya gone" -UGKComment -
onetrickponySBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
- 9434
#114"no sittin at the table if u bring nothing to it"
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LostBankrollRestricted User
- 02-10-10
- 4538
#115"****** the bitch in the ass and her pussy squirted milk" - BasedGodComment -
GOIRISHSBR MVP
- 09-25-10
- 2072
#11699 problems and a bitch aint oneComment -
marcolocoSBR MVP
- 07-05-10
- 3986
#117"im the masta of disasta, i been rappin real fasta, but somtimes... i be gettin tired yo" -shawn waynesComment -
forloveofthegameSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-01-09
- 5288
#118Looking good has its sacrifices.. chilly weather brings four figure jacket pricesComment -
BluedragonSBR MVP
- 08-30-10
- 3484
#119"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her." - Skee-Lo. One of the most honest rap lyrics around.Comment -
jmushSBR Wise Guy
- 02-25-10
- 556
#120Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddilyComment -
biggie12SBR Posting Legend
- 12-30-05
- 13788
#121Takin' my hits, writin' my hits
Writin' my rhymes, playin' my mind
This fuckin' job can't help him
So I quit, y'all welcomeComment -
biggie12SBR Posting Legend
- 12-30-05
- 13788
#122"Men Lie Women Lie Numbers don't"Comment -
cmoney17SBR High Roller
- 07-08-09
- 209
#123"2 things I never seen a UFO and a bitch I need"Comment -
liubomirSBR Rookie
- 12-12-10
- 35
#124"I don't walk, I get carried."Comment
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