Best Rap Song One Liners

[whatsgood5]

our bankrolls cant compare
im a thousandaire
you're not even a dollar menuaire
in fact, you're the fresh princess of bel-air

[Smoke]

I'm trill, working the wheel, a pimp not a simp, keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear blimp"

[Ninersnut]

I've been drunk most my life, don't ask me why
Thru 9th grade I didn't go to high school
I went to school high

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I run with more kids than Bebe

[Le_Donk]

Flow, flow tighter than a dick in the butt

[jagaf22]

God takes care of old folks and fools

Don't let a win get to your head or a loss to your heart

[whatsgood5]

Labels want my name besides an X like Drake
the amount of money in my bank account is a sideways eight (infinity!)
not really, that's super unrealistic, but im still paid

[whatsgood5]

I got more money in my pocket than an ATM
meanwhile you got less than a gas station after 9PM

[Smoke]

"Only paper you got is a losing casino wager, I'm an iphone4, your just a pager"

[MendozaLine]

"Rappers spit rhymes that are mostly illegal, mcs spit rhymes to uplift their people"

-KRS

[whatsgood5]

More T-Crack for ya...

I'm ballin like Milicic, yep not very well
I'm just tryin to get a mil a check, that would be swell

you're outdated homie I'm brand new
you've got polio and I've got the swine flu

[Smoke]

Niggga say they gonna murder 50, how? We ridin round wit guns the size of lil bow wow

[Smoke]

You wacker than the motherfukker you bit your style from, you ain't gone sell 2 copies if you press a double album

[ouman101]

"Stuck my dick up in this game like a rapist, they call me slimrothlisburger"

[dbartinbwgc]

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my dick can float!

[dbartinbwgc]

Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the nig**** waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you

[bradthebloke]

i like the way you lick the champagne glass, it makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass, come on baby pop it quick, ill fall in love if you suck my dick

[bradthebloke]

every time i come i produce a quart!

[dbartinbwgc]

cause in the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear

[Grits n' Gravy]

Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the nig**** waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you

boats n' hoes

"denyin me is like frontin on jesus"---smooth b

[Chimneyfish]

"I'ma grip your clit with my lips and speak some Japanese up in your shit." --Brotha Lynch Hung

[Buried_PIRATE]

X GUNNA GIVE IT TO YA

I'm X

[jbrent95]

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

[paco]

"I'm not a playa, I just **** alot" -Big Punisher-

[brooks85]

"you aint no **, you actually a CM- a common motherfuker rapping about a Lexus and Benz"

[rsnnh12]

"Stuck my dick up in this game like a rapist, they call me slimrothlisburger"

Another from Em about Ben-
"Fukk that I'd rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
Get rowdy as Rothelisberger in a bathroom stall"

"Homie I'll be nicer to women when Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"Don't hate me, hate the money I see
Clothes that I buy, Ice that I wear
CLothes that I try, CLose your eyes!"

Prob. one of my favorite songs of all time!

[cobalt king]

I got long hallways, I got ten bathrooms I can shit all day!

[ready-set-tilt]

It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow
To everybody on your dick, no homo
I bought my whole family whips, no Volvos
Next time I'm in church, please no photos

[mdemps9190]

"superbad chicks givin me **-lovin, you would think I ruled the world like Michelle's husband" - Kanye West

[paco]

"high off weed and lot's of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins.
***** you should too, if you knew, what this game'll do to you" -greatest lyricist of all time, Biggie-

[onetrickpony]

"made the yankee hat more famous than a yankee can"

"if jeezy is paying lebron im paying dwayne wade"

the best one ever-

"I'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes, Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons"

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"I'm hot but the car cool,
she's wet that's a car pool"

^one of my fav. weezy lines

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"And I ain't gotta lie when I tell you I'm the illest,
My flow is nasty, like C Y Phyllis,
Self made G, and them bitches know the business."

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

"When I was 5 my favorite movie was the Gremlins,
ain't got shit to do with this, but I thought that I should mention."


hahaha

[onetrickpony]

"If you ever disrespect it then we'll clean out your dirty mouth, Bulldawgs is clockin, These look out boys is hawkin, You gotta be brave in the state of... Georgia, I got 5 Georgia homes where I rest my Georgia bones, Come anywhere on my land and I'll aim at your Georgia dome"