Wtf, Russel Brand's dick is so small.. No homo!

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  • TexansFan
    SBR MVP
    • 09-06-06
    • 3365

    #36
    Originally posted by Mikail
    It's gotta be a fake. Russell Brand is tapping Katie Perry and before that he had an abundant amount of tail. No way a guy who is so small would have such success with women.

    Money makes up for a lot of shortcomings.
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    • daimoshokage
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-07-11
      • 8935

      #37
      It's fukking real guys.. Not photoshopped at all.. It was taken from his book..

      Maybe he's good with his tongue and finger
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      • Mikail
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-19-09
        • 21689

        #38
        Originally posted by TexansFan
        Money makes up for a lot of shortcomings.
        Ain't that the truth. A woman is able to look past many of a man's shortcomings (no pun intended) when he has enough dollars in the bank account.
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        • wonderyears
          SBR Hustler
          • 02-05-11
          • 84

          #39
          Maybe he has a sparkling personality and a wizard of words who can give her mindgasms instead of orgasms. Also flaccid dick size =/= erect size
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          • trendon
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-06-10
            • 534

            #40
            Maybe he is a grower and not a shower. Whatever the truth is, just remember the words of America's greatest poets ...

            ... C.R.E.A.M.
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            • katstale
              SBR MVP
              • 02-07-07
              • 3924

              #41
              Like Vic Mackey said "I am a grower, not a shower!"
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              • Dad
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-26-08
                • 23245

                #42
                Looks like finger food for Katy Perry. This guy has balls though to put this picture in his book. Small balls, but he's got em.
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                • Chugs
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-01-09
                  • 1560

                  #43
                  Originally posted by wildbill044
                  It's a little bigger than a clit. let's not get too crazy. You know what the Kinsey report stated- that black men seem bigger because their flaccid size and erect size are very similar in general. Whites (and you don't get more white than a Brit) are smaller when flaccid, but can multiply growth by up to 5 times when erect. Judging from the inch or 1.5 you see may be another 4-6 you don't. Facts are 75% of all men have erections in the 5-7 inch range, with the average of 6.2 inches. 20% are larger than 7. 5% are smaller than 5. Most of those are Asians. Maybe he's in the 5%, who knows. I'll bet all you guys will claim to be in the 7+ crowd, right? Before you speculate, I'm in the 75% window.
                  Damn, guy really did his research ... Seems like it makes sense though.
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                  • thespeculator
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-09-08
                    • 2999

                    #44
                    well his hair and body is like a chick ,so what do you expect
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                    • daimoshokage
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-07-11
                      • 8935

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Dad
                      Looks like finger food for Katy Perry. This guy has balls though to put this picture in his book. Small balls, but he's got em.
                      Yeah, I would like to give him 2 sbr points for being a courageous son of a bitch..
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                      • daimoshokage
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-07-11
                        • 8935

                        #46
                        Originally posted by thespeculator
                        well his hair and body is like a chick ,so what do you expect
                        Not everybody here expected it.. I think some here thought that he got this big black cock because his roles are fukking rockstars and shit.. like in sarah marshall and get him to the greek, he's like a sex maniac or master there.. that's why it's too funny and a little shocking to see how little junior is
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                        • Counterfeit Cash
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 01-03-11
                          • 668

                          #47
                          Poor lil fella, lol
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                          • Marginalis
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-12-09
                            • 1862

                            #48
                            You sir, are gay.
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                            • JMobile
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-21-10
                              • 19074

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Muddy
                              lol one thread for this not enough? we must spread the word!!
                              Yes, and send Katy to my place so I can show her what she is missing out.
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                              • 2Bdown
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 12-30-09
                                • 484

                                #50
                                Does this make Katy Perry a Lesbo?
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