some funny one liners

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  • wtt0315
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-18-07
    • 8037

    #1
    some funny one liners
    I found some of these on a website.

    Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments

    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

    You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

    Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone

    If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

    It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... so I said "Implants?"


    God must love stupid people. He made SO many

    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
  • Vol_Bengal
    SBR Sharp
    • 11-30-10
    • 480

    #2
    my grandmother's favorite...

    "Men are like floor tile. Lay em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years..."
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    • goofyre
      SBR MVP
      • 04-20-10
      • 1933

      #3
      You suck dick, I succeed.

      Hitting the snooze button is playing “just the tip” with your day.

      All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them.

      My 12 Step Program contains only one step.

      1. Stay in denial



      These are a few i've heard and liked.
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      • goofyre
        SBR MVP
        • 04-20-10
        • 1933

        #4
        Double post..
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        • JMobile
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-21-10
          • 19074

          #5
          Originally posted by wtt0315
          Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
          This is probably the only one I liked.
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          • tmorton
            Restricted User
            • 11-15-09
            • 560

            #6
            If you play golf you might like what's called a "condom shot" if you hit a bad shot.
            "Didn't quite feel natural... but it's safe"
            I know, kinda gay but I need daily points!
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