just when i bust the phone rings and i jizz myself
anybody know how to get semen out of carpet?
C-Gold
SBR Hall of Famer
09-04-10
6808
#2
Call a hooker
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#3
Originally posted by 36mafia
just when i bust the phone rings and i jizz myself
anybody know how to get semen out of carpet?
oh sh*t
those fuks
if you win they pay though, gotta give em that
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#4
solid advice
will get on it
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robmpink
SBR Posting Legend
01-09-07
13205
#5
lick it off.
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#6
it dries up and leaves a solid spot on the carpet no biggie
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jeffksu
SBR Wise Guy
10-07-09
604
#7
Nice bonus they are offering there...calling just at the right time....
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#8
Originally posted by CarpeDime
oh sh*t
those fuks
if you win they pay though, gotta give em that
would expect nothing less from an A+ book. would post up but im happily funded at 5d
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#9
Originally posted by onetrickpony
it dries up and leaves a solid spot on the carpet no biggie
i know poner, already got a dried up spot over by the left side of my desk. only a little crusty but its always there reminding me that i missed the tissue completely
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SamsNCharge99
SBR Aristocracy
10-22-08
41242
#10
tell them what happened and ask them for a freeplay
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#11
to get semen out of carpet, use more semen
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Scorpion
SBR Hall of Famer
09-04-05
7797
#12
Contact poster Brock Landers
He works as a carpet cleaner when he does not deliver pizza
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#13
Use javex, that shit is wicked.
But make sure your carpet is white.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#14
may as well just stain up that carpet to oblivion, toss it, buy a new one, and repeat.
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Scorpion
SBR Hall of Famer
09-04-05
7797
#15
ite better to release your load on your desk. let it dry and then use windex and paper towel
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rem sleep
SBR MVP
10-04-10
1238
#16
Oxy-Clean
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#17
i can always *** to sbr for situations like this
no one taught me the correct way to masturbate when growing up, always had a shitty childhood. who the **** jerksoff with a kleenex
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#18
should've moaned into the receiver
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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BRAVES1985
SBR MVP
05-23-10
4250
#19
Originally posted by 36mafia
just when i bust the phone rings and i jizz myself anybody know how to get semen out of carpet?
so how did you get it out of the carpet?
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trixtrix
Restricted User
04-13-06
1897
#20
ask if they offer a no juice bonus
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#21
Originally posted by 36mafia
i can always *** to sbr for situations like this
no one taught me the correct way to masturbate when growing up, always had a shitty childhood. who the **** jerksoff with a kleenex
No mess that way easy clean up... oh and stay away from Puffs (vicks) + plus lotion made this mistake burns like a motherfkker