Bookmaker calls in the middle of my jerk session

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  • 36mafia
    Restricted User
    • 11-08-09
    • 2389

    #1
    Bookmaker calls in the middle of my jerk session
    just when i bust the phone rings and i jizz myself

    anybody know how to get semen out of carpet?
  • C-Gold
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-04-10
    • 6808

    #2
    Call a hooker
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    • CarpeDime
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-01-09
      • 7873

      #3
      Originally posted by 36mafia
      just when i bust the phone rings and i jizz myself

      anybody know how to get semen out of carpet?




      oh sh*t


      those fuks

      if you win they pay though, gotta give em that
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      • 36mafia
        Restricted User
        • 11-08-09
        • 2389

        #4
        solid advice

        will get on it
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        • robmpink
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-09-07
          • 13205

          #5
          lick it off.
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          • onetrickpony
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9434

            #6
            it dries up and leaves a solid spot on the carpet no biggie
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            • jeffksu
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 10-07-09
              • 604

              #7
              Nice bonus they are offering there...calling just at the right time....
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              • 36mafia
                Restricted User
                • 11-08-09
                • 2389

                #8
                Originally posted by CarpeDime



                oh sh*t


                those fuks

                if you win they pay though, gotta give em that
                would expect nothing less from an A+ book. would post up but im happily funded at 5d
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                • 36mafia
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-08-09
                  • 2389

                  #9
                  Originally posted by onetrickpony
                  it dries up and leaves a solid spot on the carpet no biggie
                  i know poner, already got a dried up spot over by the left side of my desk. only a little crusty but its always there reminding me that i missed the tissue completely
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                  • SamsNCharge99
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-22-08
                    • 41242

                    #10
                    tell them what happened and ask them for a freeplay
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      to get semen out of carpet, use more semen
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                      • Scorpion
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-04-05
                        • 7797

                        #12
                        Contact poster Brock Landers
                        He works as a carpet cleaner when he does not deliver pizza
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
                          Use javex, that shit is wicked.

                          But make sure your carpet is white.
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                          • stealthyburrito
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-12-09
                            • 21562

                            #14
                            may as well just stain up that carpet to oblivion, toss it, buy a new one, and repeat.
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                            • Scorpion
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-04-05
                              • 7797

                              #15
                              ite better to release your load on your desk. let it dry and then use windex and paper towel
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                              • rem sleep
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-04-10
                                • 1238

                                #16
                                Oxy-Clean
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                                • 36mafia
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 11-08-09
                                  • 2389

                                  #17
                                  i can always *** to sbr for situations like this

                                  no one taught me the correct way to masturbate when growing up, always had a shitty childhood. who the **** jerksoff with a kleenex
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                                  • yisman
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-01-08
                                    • 75682

                                    #18
                                    should've moaned into the receiver
                                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                    [/quote]

                                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                    • BRAVES1985
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 05-23-10
                                      • 4250

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 36mafia
                                      just when i bust the phone rings and i jizz myself anybody know how to get semen out of carpet?
                                      so how did you get it out of the carpet?
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                                      • trixtrix
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 04-13-06
                                        • 1897

                                        #20
                                        ask if they offer a no juice bonus
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                                        • teaserpleaser
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 08-14-08
                                          • 26015

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 36mafia
                                          i can always *** to sbr for situations like this

                                          no one taught me the correct way to masturbate when growing up, always had a shitty childhood. who the **** jerksoff with a kleenex
                                          No mess that way easy clean up... oh and stay away from Puffs (vicks) + plus lotion made this mistake burns like a motherfkker
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                                          • BRAVES1985
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-23-10
                                            • 4250

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BRAVES1985
                                            so how did you get it out of the carpet?
                                            we wanna know how you got it out
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