What will you give me if I hit this parlay?

[onetrickpony]

Pretty sick, but also accurate, and admittedly the first thing that crossed my mind. Yikes.

its not rape if u yell surprise

true story

[Shark]

craigslist lol

[sickler]

Show her your 10-incher.

Works for me every time.

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

go to school for 4 years, learn things, apply them towards a 60k job and you will make more money in 1 year than a life of sports betting

Thank you. At least someone on this forum has a fukking brain.

[mlb]

comon ppl what you guys think?

[SHADYLANKY]

Go to Newark and PM JJ and ask him what glory hole (or spa) he is working or visiting daily.

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

Marinade in Italian Dressing?

Waste of a dang cow.

Marinating it in Italian is probably the best way to do it. You should actually try it before shooting down a good idea JJ.

[tanner40]

If there was such thing everyone would do it. Then it wouldn't be worth anything.

[WeinketoWarrick]

Post an ad on craigslist saying you're a deaf mute that works out all the time but still can't get any women to find you sexually attractive and you're looking for an open-minded girl.

[stefank]

Guess a solution is to ask nicely to your wife.

[buztah]

sbr mod

[gomiamigo]

I was gonna say ask his wife also.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Lab test dummy. you didnt say any side affects...

[Andy117]

Medium rare, cooked over charcoal preferably, salted with a tiny bit of cinnamon. Comes out very nice.

[excel]

put in broiler[low] around 8-15 mins each side only flipping once.

[warriorfan707]

Cinnamon? WTF is the matter with you?

[freeVICK]

Dry rub of brown sugar, salt, and pepper

[Lazy-Man]

BBQ Sauce. Yummm

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Light grill.

Throw steak on grill.

Remove steak from grill.

Eat steak.

Best way, boys!!!!!!!

[Full Time Hobo]

lotto ticket

[freeVICK]

Yup tell the wife/gf to shut the hell up, assume the position, then get me a cig

[samgurt]

become a male gigalo. That is not really work.

[Waterstpub87]

go to school for 4 years, learn things, apply them towards a 60k job and you will make more money in 1 year than a life of sports betting

or go to school for 5 years and come out making 90

[Waterstpub87]

find a 300 pound drunk women. If your that desperate, all you have to do is be there.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Classic taylor thread.

[tanner40]

Alright boys this is my specialty.

Chose your beef well. Get at least choice, prime is preferred if you can afford it. Whatever cut you chose make sure it is as least an inch thick. Look for good marbling (that's the white fat that makes the steak tasty). When you take the steaks home pat them dry and leave them out about an hour before you cook them. This will bring the steak close to room temperature (cooking cold meat toughens it up). If you bought choice beef let it sit heavily salted with kosher salt. This will help it taste more like prime.

Once your ready to cook it rinse off the salt and pat it dry again. Brush on a little olive oil on both sides and add freshly ground cracked pepper. Do not add salt as it will dry the steak off.

If I'm cooking a boneless ribeye or NY Strip I'm using my foreman. Depending on the thickness 3-5 minutes is enough for a a nice medium rare. If I'm cooking a bone-in steak or a filet I will pan sear it. Heat your oven up to 500 degrees with a cast iron skillet in it. Once preheated pull the pan out and throw the steak in the pan over a burner on Hi for a minute and a half on each side. Then you need to throw the pan and steak in the oven for 3-4 minutes (for inch thick, medium rare) and you have yourself some of the tastiest meat you will ever have.

After cooked I brush just a tad of melted butter on top of the steak and loosely cover it in tin foil for a few minutes, until it settles.

Boys if you follow those steps you will not be disappointed. You don't need any fancy marinades or sauces. The only time I may use some A1 sauce is when I have a filet that is too bland.

Eat up!

[freeVICK]

Marry a rich ugly chick

[DrStale]

or go to school for 5 years and come out making 90

Please list the jobs where you go to school for 5 years and come out making $90,000 a year

[rsnnh12]

Please list the jobs where you go to school for 5 years and come out making $90,000 a year

Physical therapy. Although its being switched to 6 yr minimum (doctorate) now, so you'd have to do summer courses/intensives to fit the 5 year limit