First post breakup rejection need advice?

**OMGRandyJackson** · 11-08-10, 05:47 PM

page 1 son

**ProfaneReality** · 11-08-10, 07:09 PM

bateman you need some tough love... do you think your ex is sitting at home, posting on internet boards, asking what she should do about her ex? no. she isnt. she is getting plowed by monster cocks. time to move on

**BatemanPatrickl** · 11-08-10, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by ProfaneReality

bateman you need some tough love... do you think your ex is sitting at home, posting on internet boards, asking what she should do about her ex? no. she isnt. she is getting plowed by monster cocks. time to move on

My ex is coming up to see me for Thanksgiving. 4 days of catching up.

**robmpink** · 11-08-10, 08:03 PM

Get a sock and black sharpie marker. Put the sock on your left hand like a puppet. Color eyes and a nose on it. Take the sock off. When she comes over, make her dinner. Something unique, like tacos. It will show some effort on your part. Rent a funny dvd. Midway through the movie, excuse yourself, then pretend to go to tinkle. Place the sock puppet on your left hand. Conceal the puppet in your pocket and sit down. Roughly 5 minutes later nonchalantly remove the puppet from your pocket and slowly head towards her vagina with the puppet. When you are about 1 foot away turn the puppet towards her and with an vantrillaqest minded approach do an animated manly voice and say, "I wanna bite your pussy." Also after you say this have the puppet make cookie monster noises like, "yum yum yum yum."

The girl will love it.

**MendozaLine** · 11-08-10, 08:16 PM

you dont know shit f\*g.

all you do is talk about beer pong. no one plays fukin beer pong except 16 year olds and d-bag frat guys.

"be a dick to girls" are you fukin for real? that shit works when your in high school. girls smarten up. no wonder you're constantly posting late at night. because you have no fukin game whatsoever

Originally posted by Michaelmakesit

You should have asked the woman for her number you wierdo

she will never do anything with u bc u got her number from your brother

always be a man and ask the woman for her number directly!

im 21 and i know this!

what planet are you on!

**wtf** · 11-08-10, 10:37 PM

bp, your last gf is a ten?

btw, i dont think ever smelt the fart of a ten

**samdapatriotsfan** · 11-09-10, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Really?

**OMGRandyJackson** · 11-09-10, 05:53 PM

Bateman how old are you?

**BatemanPatrickl** · 11-09-10, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by wtf

bp, your last gf is a ten? btw, i dont think ever smelt the fart of a ten

She is not a ten and this one is not a ten but they are both very attractive. Ray Lewis time.

**TR88** · 11-09-10, 06:18 PM

go hide somewhere loser

**BatemanPatrickl** · 11-09-10, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by TR88

go hide somewhere loser

You coming to see me you uneducated moron? Thought you were coming to NJ to hurt me. Take your urban trash back to the ghetto before I really expose you.

**WhatAboutMeBitch** · 01-13-11, 08:51 PM

a bit OT, but does anyone have issues with drunk texts from ex's, being found by your current girl?

**BatemanPatrickl** · 01-13-11, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by WhatAboutMeBitch

a bit OT, but does anyone have issues with drunk texts from ex's, being found by your current girl?

Stop bumping old threads CHI_Archie you bald point scamming tard

**Grandmaster B** · 01-13-11, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by TR88

go hide somewhere loser

**Grandmaster B** · 01-13-11, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Stop bumping old threads CHI_Archie you bald point scamming tard

CHI_Archie
obamaismyuncle

SBR Point Cheaters

**pavyracer** · 01-13-11, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Stop bumping old threads CHI_Archie you bald point scamming tard

**wtf** · 01-13-11, 09:34 PM

that tool chi archie is still sluming around?

isnt he late for his gym session and post pumping party

**BatemanPatrickl** · 01-13-11, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by wtf

that tool chi archie is still sluming around? isnt he late for his gym session and post pumping party

Yes scum usually hangs around.

**trixtrix** · 01-13-11, 10:13 PM

fck the fatter older sister and then try the switch

**WhatAboutMeBitch** · 01-13-11, 10:31 PM

fck the fatter older sister and then try the switch

**BatemanPatrickl** · 01-13-11, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by WhatAboutMeBitch

fck the fatter older sister and then try the switch

Grow up Archie; you got caught stealing SBR points now deal with it. Leave.

**rymille83** · 04-20-11, 10:45 AM

issues all over the place. POTM

**TodayIsForgotten** · 04-20-11, 10:51 AM

Why even bother? As you mentioned you'd be in the friend-zone. No point. No point in being friends with chicks. Why? Because when they someone or you find someone, do you really think you two will be talking like you're best of friends? No. So for all those who think a chick is your friend UNDER normal situations - they aren't and you need to wake up. Move on. It's much easier. Don't play games.

**whatsgood5** · 04-24-11, 10:45 AM

You're my boy Bateman, love ya buddy.

tldr though, again.