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    AstroBear having surgery this morning.......

    little bastard is getting his teeth cleaned, paws trimmed, inner ear hair trimmed, groomed, and his nuts shaved for more of a porn star look.....

    minor shit, but he's being put under..... pray to the God of bitches in heat for him if you have a spare moment.....

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    Godspeed to the Bear...
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    thanks, Jake......

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    Boba says he feels sorry for Astrobear having to be asleep for the ball attention.


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    be safe astro bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    little bastard is getting his teeth cleaned, paws trimmed, inner ear hair trimmed, groomed, and his nuts shaved for more of a porn star look.....

    minor shit, but he's being put under..... pray to the God of bitches in heat for him if you have a spare moment.....

    thx!


    The patron Saint of dogs is St. Roch (St. Rocco in USA)
    I just shot a prayer his way for you.

    I feel your anxiousness, see the guy in my avatar?
    He's 19 1/2, and he's only got a couple of months left, it's not easy preparing for the inevitable.

    Feeling here is your guy will be just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    The patron Saint of dogs is St. Roch (St. Rocco in USA)
    I just shot a prayer his way for you.

    I feel your anxiousness, see the guy in my avatar?
    He's 19 1/2, and he's only got a couple of months left, it's not easy preparing for the inevitable.

    Feeling here is your guy will be just fine.
    wow, thanks for the kind words, and good luck with that awesome pooch in your avatar, may his remaining time with you be well spent with lots of joy and reverence .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    The patron Saint of dogs is St. Roch (St. Rocco in USA)
    I just shot a prayer his way for you.

    I feel your anxiousness, see the guy in my avatar?
    He's 19 1/2, and he's only got a couple of months left, it's not easy preparing for the inevitable.

    Feeling here is your guy will be just fine.
    i am sorry to hear that. i hope you both make the most of the time.

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    vet just called, the Bear came through with flying colors, murmuring, like we all do when coming back to after being under a general anesthesia, about some hot bitch he wants to nail....

    thanks for all the kind words and prayers, as Little Shaggy will be back at DonkLand later today, ready for Hurricane Party favors......
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    i am very glad to hear that

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    feel like i'm reporting on president reagan after surgery.....

    Little Shaggy is back at DonkLand, resting peacefully.......

    they trimmed his muzzle up a little f'd up, to put him under I suppose....

    I was wrong on the grooming, that's later this week.........

    he'll be ready to watch Verlander go 7 later this evening...... we'll dual tv it poolside, hurricane coverage and Astros.... his cushioned cabana seat is great for evening poolside activity.......

    shit, just realized it's garcia, not jv, on the mound......... yesterday must've been an off day (I was down in galveston slaying whiting and pompano in the surf, cleaned fish till 10 pm, barely caught the cowboy game..... did catch 32 whiting and six pomps....)


    edit: whiting (both types, atlantic and southern aka southern kingfish) and pompano, to let the uninformed among us see what the hell these fish look like..... :




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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    vet just called, the Bear came through with flying colors, murmuring, like we all do when coming back to after being under a general anesthesia, about some hot bitch he wants to nail....

    thanks for all the kind words and prayers, as Little Shaggy will be back at DonkLand later today, ready for Hurricane Party favors......
    He has a spring in his step and a twinkle in his eye like the first time the old man gives you the keys to the hot rod.

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    Bocephus ready to play.

    F21-A86-F0-C057-4222-9-B29-D7533-E415535
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Bocephus ready to play.

    F21-A86-F0-C057-4222-9-B29-D7533-E415535
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    His name is Bocephus, he's a son of a gun......

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    He seems nice

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    Hope the Bear is fully recovered by now. We need dogs to keep us in check sometimes. I loved when in your video, when you were a little riled up about Vitt, Astro had to leave as if to tell you to calm down a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deltgen View Post
    Hope the Bear is fully recovered by now. We need dogs to keep us in check sometimes. I loved when in your video, when you were a little riled up about Vitt, Astro had to leave as if to tell you to calm down a bit.
    That dog and his owner both love to take it up the ass. That is the gayest dog in history. Itís donks only friend. Most of you guys need to buy a dog to get a friend. But even they secretly hate you. All losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    That dog and his owner both love to take it up the ass. That is the gayest dog in history. It’s donks only friend. Most of you guys need to buy a dog to get a friend. But even they secretly hate you. All losers.
    a fat faced no eared sad eyed phony attacks a dog.....

    go fuk yourself....

    i cannot wait to beat your f'n gay f'n phony liberal ass..... you will not be showing up at any sbr bash, for sure, for you know I will beat your ass.....

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    Gay owner. Gay dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    Gay owner. Gay dog.
    Who pinned your ears back Clitturd ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstclass View Post
    Who pinned your ears back Clitturd ?
    Iíve seen your fat ass. You 4 bills right? You look like you smell bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    I’ve seen your fat ass. You 4 bills right? You look like you smell bad.
    More FAKE NEWS from Clitturd the Air Betting Attn Whore SBR CLOWN

    But we have all seen you

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstclass View Post
    More FAKE NEWS from Clitturd the Air Betting Attn Whore SBR CLOWN

    But we have all seen you
    I look great. All the girls agree. But 4 fat losers donít. Iíve seen you. Seriously, a salad every once in a while. Jesus.

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    Projecting again ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstclass View Post
    Projecting again ?
    Keep listening to the podcast!! You follow me like a bitch!! Come on next week and show your fat ass!! 🤣🤣🤣. So far everyone here has been to scared to face me. All in hiding and I know why tubby!!

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    Last class fade club got buried for 38 dimes!

    Just think of that fatty actually bet real money. Heís broke. Iíve seen this clown. Heís a real slob.

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    I see they have labeled the fat faced, no eared, sad eyed JJ-look a like (sans the ears) as a restricted user.......

    I'm hoping that means Opti took enough of the fat ass loser's abuse and sbr banned the guy...... it'll be a much more pleasant site without him jumping in every thread and jawing with people.......
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