In honor of Phillyflyers stupid thread about "being down with the brown", I wanted to help all those younger posters that are out there looking for "the one". Before, I met my wife, I dated a bunch of horrible chicks. Eventually, I learned that you gotta eliminate those garbage chicks right off the start. How do you do that? Just ask, and create a criteria. list your questions that you think are important to ask. I think one important one is, are you cool with me watching football all day sunday?