1. 10-06-21 09:19 AM #131041
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    That would have been my first guess, Nasher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Hey Daggles?
    Know what I'm doing now?

    If you guessed staring at Beth Behr's milkers you'd be correct.
    Wrong again. rips up ticket.


    ​I had poopin
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  3. 10-06-21 09:38 AM #131043
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That would have been my first guess, Nasher.
    Any sit-com that features Beth Behr's milkers AND cracks double entendre anal sex gags is A-OK in your pal Nasher's book.

    Now for the important question, that is what the fuk am I going to have for breakfast?
    It feels like an eggy type of Wednesday morning but no mood for cooking.
    Nasher's stiff in all the areas that doesn't mater to Mrs. Nasher.
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  4. 10-06-21 09:42 AM #131044
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    I’m good with just coffee today.

    You should just relax this morning, Nasher.
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    Maybe a cookie with the coffee??

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  6. 10-06-21 09:54 AM #131046
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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Wrong again. rips up ticket.


    ​I had poopin
    I did good last night.
    Finally back in the high life again.
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  7. 10-06-21 09:56 AM #131047
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Maybe a cookie with the coffee??


    I like cookies.
    Yes I do.

    I just spit up all my coffee on my keyboard.

    I'm watching "Two Broke Girls" and the one dude says to the other dude (for real) talking about Beth Behr's character Caroline.

    Dude says "Did you see the size of those NURSERS"?

    Nursers
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  8. 10-06-21 10:07 AM #131048
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Maybe a cookie with the coffee??

    Who eats a chocolate cookie on white leather in a BMW?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Who eats a chocolate cookie on white leather in a BMW?
    I would love to take a crack at it just once,
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
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    How'd you make out last night?
    (I really don't know)
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  12. 10-06-21 11:08 AM #131052
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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Who eats a chocolate cookie on white leather in a BMW?
    That bitch hasn’t eaten a cookie in her entire life. She might eat a dyke tho …
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  13. 10-06-21 11:16 AM #131053
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    That bitch hasn’t eaten a cookie in her entire life. She might eat a dyke tho …
    What's up Jerky Jerk?

    Where you been?



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  14. 10-06-21 11:24 AM #131054
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    What's up Jerky Jerk?

    Where you been?



    “Layin’ low” right where I need to be, been a profitable week. Starting to get my confidence back betting on sports. I’m gonna turn around my season I can feel it in my bones. (11-4 last 15) +8.23u
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  15. 10-06-21 11:37 AM #131055
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    “Layin’ low” right where I need to be, been a profitable week. Starting to get my confidence back betting on sports. I’m gonna turn around my season I can feel it in my bones. (11-4 last 15) +8.23u
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Daggles.
    Let's cuddle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Daggles.
    Let's cuddle.
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  18. 10-06-21 12:02 PM #131058
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    When asked "If you could smack any one actor in the kisser for no reason at all, who would it be"?
    My answer would always be a resounding David Schwimmer first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    Who eats a chocolate cookie on white leather in a BMW?
    What chocolate? Great place to eat something, right after you unwrap the two piece coverings
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    When asked "If you could smack any one actor in the kisser for no reason at all, who would it be"?
    My answer would always be a resounding David Schwimmer first.
    He Would make my top 5 for sure!! #1 Tom Cruise if it has to be an actor if just famous then Pierce Morgan and then Tom
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  22. 10-06-21 12:45 PM #131062
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    When asked "If you could smack any one actor in the kisser for no reason at all, who would it be"?
    My answer would always be a resounding David Schwimmer first.
    Andy Dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Andy Dick
    Another good choice, Pauly Shore too.
    Honorable mention, fat fuk Louie Anderson.
    If I was allowed to smack a twat, Kathy Griffin.

    Hey Daggles, for reasons unknown that rockauto.com commercial reminds me of you for some reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    When asked "If you could smack any one actor in the kisser for no reason at all, who would it be"?
    My answer would always be a resounding David Schwimmer first.
    Ben Affleck
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  25. 10-06-21 02:23 PM #131065
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    finally cracked 10.5 MAE

    NFL Away

    MIA +10
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  26. 10-06-21 05:46 PM #131066
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    As hard as it’s going to be for Cards to end the game with more tallies
    than the Dodgers will be, my mind can’t stop thinking about how
    all the real pressure is on the almost 300 million ,106 win team .
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    IDK David Schwimmer would be fun to punch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    As hard as it’s going to be for Cards to end the game with more tallies
    than the Dodgers will be, my mind can’t stop thinking about how
    all the real pressure is on the almost 300 million ,106 win team .
    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    IDK David Schwimmer would be fun to punch
    Two times!
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    I’m a cardinals fan tonight, Fidels.

    +204
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Two times!

    Nope
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    Are we allowed to punch Caitlyn in the face and bring Bruce back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Nope
    You’re too fast

    I caught you though
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I’m a cardinals fan tonight, Fidels.

    +204
    Then you gotta really cheer for them
    pitch by pitch
    every sequence , high pitch count
    every steal
    every hit in infield , don’t enjoy the game , focus in on the infield dirt
    you want the ball to take a bad hop on the Dodgers fielders DDDs
    you even listening ?

    I want to play the Giants in the following series , do you ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Then you gotta really cheer for them
    pitch by pitch
    every sequence , high pitch count
    every steal
    every hit in infield , don’t enjoy the game , focus in on the infield dirt
    you want the ball to take a bad hop on the Dodgers fielders DDDs
    you even listening ?

    I want to play the Giants in the following series , do you ?
    So you’re saying I have to watch the game???
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    Please man , for me .
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