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    Maybe mods wanted a excuse to get rid of Fidel.

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    I wonder if The Beaver ever railed Mary Margaret Matthews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    BG?
    Care for a Captain Corn Dog?
    Does a captains hat come along with it? If so yesssss!!

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    Hope everyone at fly me is having a great and winning TGIF!!

    GL this weekend hoping all your bets in sports and life are winners!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    BG?
    Care for a Captain Corn Dog?
    Perfect fit for his semi opened mouth.

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    ?????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    ?????????
    Yeah, I;m confused too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Yeah, I;m confused too.
    Was referring to the man in the photo that BG has his eye on. Yes I know it’s a fukking joke to begin with lol.

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    Why the hell did you mention a corn dog Nash ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Why the hell did you mention a corn dog Nash ?
    I deal with actuarials, and facts and figures, and decimal points, and percentages all day.
    Stone cold data that doesn't have a sense of humor if you're wrong.
    Don't get me wrong, I love what I do crunching numbers for a living, but what I do can be icy cold.

    I'm also a goofy kid at heart, I love fart humor, I love a lot of juvenile things too that I find funny, there's a couple of show on Teen Nickelodeon my niece watches that down right hilarious.
    I love some of that humor, and it breaks the aforementioned stress of what I do in real life.
    I'm not some dirty old white boy that likes Teen Nick, some of that humor is brilliant comedy.

    So, just for shits and giggles I was watching an episode of "Henry Danger" this morning, it's a teen sit-com with adult themes sometimes with adult humor.

    Any-hoo, the main character is "Captain Man", his sidekick is "Kid Danger"
    Now bear in mind, I'm a quirky' good natured fella with a quirky brain, but this one episode I was watching this morning I found piss in your pants funny.

    Captain Mann created a recipe for a corn dog, and it won first prize in a cooking contest.
    He dubbed it "Award winning Captain Man Corn Dog"

    And the whole episode revolved around a corn dog he created, and the humor around it I found hilarious, most would probably find that humor juvenile, but apparently some didn't.

    And the episode spun off from "Captain Corn Dog" to avocado toast.

    I need help, don't I?


    So, I ask you BTJ...
    Care for a Captain Corn Dog?
    Avocado toast maybe?

    Thus the impetuous for Captain Corn Dog I asked BG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I deal with actuarials, and facts and figures, and decimal points, and percentages all day.
    Stone cold data that doesn't have a sense of humor if you're wrong.
    Don't get me wrong, I love what I do crunching numbers for a living, but what I do can be icy cold.

    I'm also a goofy kid at heart, I love fart humor, I love a lot of juvenile things too that I find funny, there's a couple of show on Teen Nickelodeon my niece watches that down right hilarious.
    I love some of that humor, and it breaks the aforementioned stress of what I do in real life.
    I'm not some dirty old white boy that likes Teen Nick, some of that humor is brilliant comedy.

    So, just for shits and giggles I was watching an episode of "Henry Danger" this morning, it's a teen sit-com with adult themes sometimes with adult humor.

    Any-hoo, the main character is "Captain Man", his sidekick is "Kid Danger"
    Now bear in mind, I'm a quirky' good natured fella with a quirky brain, but this one episode I was watching this morning I found piss in your pants funny.

    Captain Mann created a recipe for a corn dog, and it won first prize in a cooking contest.
    He dubbed it "Award winning Captain Man Corn Dog"

    And the whole episode revolved around a corn dog he created, and the humor around it I found hilarious, most would probably find that humor juvenile, but apparently some didn't.

    And the episode spun off from "Captain Corn Dog" to avocado toast.

    I need help, don't I?


    So, I ask you BTJ...
    Care for a Captain Corn Dog?
    Avocado toast maybe?

    Thus the impetuous for Captain Corn Dog I asked BG.
    Whoa that is what I call an “overshare” LMFAO jk pal thanks for explaining that.

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    I'm just a quirky fella that loves to write as well.
    I think Bill Joe of Green Day summed it up perfectly when he crooned...
    "I'm not sick, but I'm not well"




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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Whoa that is what I call an “overshare” LMFAO jk pal thanks for explaining that.
    wait a fkking sec.... UR JDS ?!! from the jerk to beat contest

    i just noticed that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete0 View Post
    wait a fkking sec.... UR JDS ?!! from the jerk to beat contest

    i just noticed that...
    Yes sir I been posting around these parts for nearly 16 years.

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    Pete is a new homie of mine across the street good peeps for sure. We shoot the shit all the time don’t we pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Was referring to the man in the photo that BG has his eye on. Yes I know it’s a fukking joke to begin with lol.
    Ohhhhh, 😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Pete is a new homie of mine across the street good peeps for sure. We shoot the shit all the time don’t we pal
    Nice

    Just make sure you keep your socks on

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nice

    Just make sure you keep your socks on
    Makes me think of KVB

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Makes me think of KVB
    I think I saw KVB at Bee-Kay a half hour ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    [IMG]download-2[/IMG]

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    [IMG]download-2[/IMG]
    Gong show, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    [IMG]download-2[/IMG]
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Gong show, right?
    Yep.
    Chucky was the best.



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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Maybe mods wanted a excuse to get rid of Fidel.
    you can't defeat Fidels Slayer

    if you strike him down he becomes more powerful than you can ever imagine


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    you can't defeat Fidels Slayer

    if you strike him down he becomes more powerful than you can ever imagine

    Whatever.

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    Gene Gene the dancing machine. 🕺

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Gene Gene the dancing machine. 
    The twisted irony of Gene Gene was he had to have both legs amputated due to diabetes, died later of complications.

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    Gene Gene the wheelchair machine

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    'sup BG?
    Sometimes I think you're my cousin from Boston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    'sup BG?
    Sometimes I think you're my cousin from Boston.
    Vinny?

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