San Fran just got shittier!!! SHIT GEYSERS!!!!

[Auto Donk]

NO, I'm not talking about some homo in the bay area eating too much del taco and heading to the gay bar, only to blow shit out of his man, uh, I mean, "maintenance" hole (this is cali, where the term 'man hole' is officially banned)....

no, recent rains have flooded the city so badly that random shit geysers are spewing all over the city, spraying fecal matter out of the sewer system and onto unwary, unsuspecting citizens who happen to be nearby.....

clearly, cali is off the rails......

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Hopefully, they all remembered to order off the ‘Bottom-Friendly’ menu, so those geysers will be easier to clean up…..

[Ebumdude]

That’s the only thing San Fran is good for.

[TheGoldenGoose]

Heavy rain yesterday and Earthquake just South of SF this morning are probably to blame.

[hehfest]

Don't worry everything will be okay. We don't need to repair collapsing bridges, and dilapidated buildings, roads, etc. What we do need to keep on doing is this: Keep sending this guy some $$$

[Ebumdude]

Don't worry everything will be okay. We don't need to repair collapsing bridges, and dilapidated buildings, roads, etc. What we do need to keep on doing is this: Keep sending this guy some $$$

I’m going to claim Zelenskyy on my taxes as a dependent.

[Auto Donk]

I’m going to claim Zelenskyy on my taxes as a dependent.

I expensed my entire eastern euro porn collection on my schedule A.....