I told my wife at the beginning of the depp/heard trial, as tales of her crazy antics and "suck my dik, Johnny" videos begin to surface, that amber had to have been a stripper to have become so f'd in the head.....
(what a totally deranged, fukked in the head, psychotic ex-stripper typically looks like) :

well, with the recent release of formerly-sealed court records, LaDonque receives verification of his foresight, knowledge, and experience with crazy hos/ex strippers, as the documents reveal amber heard was a f'n whore/stripper prior to meeting up with Captain Jack.....
few things fuk up a woman more than being a stripper..... actually, none do, except perhaps having a dad like joe biden, who finger fuks you in the shower at age ten........
(what a totally deranged, fukked in the head, psychotic ex-stripper typically looks like) :

well, with the recent release of formerly-sealed court records, LaDonque receives verification of his foresight, knowledge, and experience with crazy hos/ex strippers, as the documents reveal amber heard was a f'n whore/stripper prior to meeting up with Captain Jack.....
few things fuk up a woman more than being a stripper..... actually, none do, except perhaps having a dad like joe biden, who finger fuks you in the shower at age ten........