Finish this sentence: You know you’re GETTING OLDER when…

**captrobey** · 04-28-22, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by FullStrength

That is totally true. It's happening to me a few times a week for me now at 48.

Wait until you are 56 . You will have to add in Ben Gay

**dlowilly** · 04-28-22, 08:32 PM

You decide to take a break every now and then and sit down to piss

**dlowilly** · 04-29-22, 09:44 AM

You can’t name one new song in the last 5 years

**captrobey** · 04-29-22, 11:23 AM

You can see into the distance. Not an unknown distance . But an uncertain amount of space that you can only see within your mind. Your soul. You gather yourself only to realize you have already been gathered . By the inner turmoil that resides within your deepest recesses of you mind. Your minds mind. The mind that you know has been always there yet it never minded you. Until now. Until then. You take that first step off the ledge . Only to fall backwards. Through time. Through space. Through spaces time . You look at the man who has materialized next to you on your right. And the Chimp on the left. It is now for the first time in your older life you realize. I am home.

**slewfan** · 04-29-22, 11:47 AM

When you step out of bed and pull your back out.

When your driving along the street, listening to oldies and singing , You hear a horn behind you, the guy passes and yells, “ move you old mother fcuker..”

**OldBill** · 04-30-22, 10:12 AM

that i dare not go past speed limits in certain towns anay more i let tail gaters pass me buy because seiing accidents almost every day when i'm working

**Foxx** · 04-30-22, 10:40 AM

You start watching a movie and don't realize you've seen it before until about 20 minutes in. Happen to me a few times recently.

**Natty68** · 04-30-22, 12:10 PM

the three middle-of-the-night pisses are a tinkle and the fourth-beer pisses damn near end up all over your lap

**dlowilly** · 04-30-22, 12:25 PM

Stairs require careful pre-planning and organization

**dlowilly** · 04-30-22, 12:28 PM

You start getting injuries and can't pinpoint the specific events that caused them

**JIBBBY** · 04-30-22, 01:26 PM

When you begin to take naps in the day time and need to start taking viagra to sport full wood.

**wombat** · 04-30-22, 03:25 PM

You pay more attention to prostate related commercials.

You refrain from drinking anything at the movies to avoid going to bathroom every 10 minutes.

**dlowilly** · 04-30-22, 03:59 PM

You notice the days when you're breathing better

**Foxx** · 04-30-22, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

You start getting injuries and can't pinpoint the specific events that caused them

Happen to me last week. I had this upper back/lower neck pain that was killing me everytime I moved my neck. No idea where it came from like it came out of nowhere.

**JIBBBY** · 04-30-22, 05:05 PM

When you get older you have to stretch every morning for like 10 minutes. You do that you won't get those unexpected injuries. STRETCHING IS EVERYTHING WHEN YOU GET IN YOUR MID 40's and beyond.

I learned that the hard way. If you are flexible you won't get injured when lifting heavy things cold.

**konck** · 05-01-22, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Her on top is now by far your favorite position

Always was rev cowgirl so you can watch that (_i_) work
But your getting older when you can hear and feel your knees constantly and wish you never played football

**JIBBBY** · 05-01-22, 09:31 AM

Balding with grey hair is a good indicator you are getting old. Just ask JJ.

**dlowilly** · 05-01-22, 09:55 AM

A good fart rivals an orgasm

**TheGoldenGoose** · 05-01-22, 09:58 AM

You forget you forgot today or yesterday.

**dlowilly** · 05-03-22, 11:43 AM

You get morning jello

**Auto Donk** · 05-03-22, 11:51 AM

when you actually think, as I did, that the college students at Stetson waiting to cross the crosswalk -- as I'm driving by -- are grade schoolers on a field trip....

**JacketFan81** · 05-03-22, 04:17 PM

You have knees like mine. So that when you get out of bed, you have to ready yourself and take short steps to the bathroom to take a piss, just to make sure your joints are ready for it.

**53 defense** · 05-04-22, 10:19 AM

When you sneeze soo hard you pull a intercoastal.......

Painful as Balls!!!

Humbling .....

**dlowilly** · 05-04-22, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by 53 defense

When you sneeze soo hard you pull a intercoastal.......

Painful as Balls!!!

Humbling .....

Is that you Anthony Davis?

**dlowilly** · 05-31-22, 12:51 PM

You keep dropping things

**dlowilly** · 05-31-22, 02:36 PM

You stretch before jacking off

**Roscoe_Word** · 05-31-22, 02:57 PM

When you see a player whose father you used to bet on.

Pat Mahoms

**str** · 05-31-22, 03:09 PM

When you press one of the emojis on your i phone for too long by mistake, didn't realize you could delete them, look down and think you are having a stroke because they all appear to be wiggling really fast.

**dlowilly** · 06-18-22, 12:31 PM

You're about to get caught in a torrential downpour and possibly a tornado, but after careful consideration that's still not enough reason to accelerate your brisk walk into a run for your car.