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  • MinnesotaFats
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-18-10
    • 14758

    #1
    Men- let me weigh in
    Travel advice

    Randomly, via Priceline, I just got the handicapped room at a Ramada.

    TREMENDOUS!

    Elevated toilets
    Spacious bathrooms
    Expanded shower w wand accessory
    Chair in shower
    Bars and handles everywhere to aid in movement and rising

    I think this is the way to go boys

    You've been advised!!!
  • hehfest
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-08
    • 7934

    #2
    So
    410 lbs?
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    • Foxx
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-25-11
      • 5831

      #3
      I unwittingly bought seats in a handicap box at Wrigley Field the Cubs' last home game the year they won the Series. You get a access to a special entrance, exit, bathroom, and you get a lot of personalized attention and someome asks how you are doing and if they can get you anything every half inning or so. We even got a selfie with the Marlin Man guy. It's definitely the way to go if you don't mind limping around for 9 innings.

      You just got to pull one of these:

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      • MinnesotaFats
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-18-10
        • 14758

        #4
        Originally posted by hehfest
        So
        410 lbs?
        No lol

        But listen, there's a certain pleasure to be found in that shower wand

        A security to be had in the enlarged bathroom & shower

        A better lev of comfort whilst perched on an elevated toilet

        A more relaxed bathing experience sitting in the chair

        Believe me- get the handicapped room
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        • BigJay
          SBR MVP
          • 01-14-12
          • 3485

          #5
          Originally posted by foxx
          i unwittingly bought seats in a handicap box at wrigley field the cubs' last home game the year they won the series. You get a access to a special entrance, exit, bathroom, and you get a lot of personalized attention and someome asks how you are doing and if they can get you anything every half inning or so. We even got a selfie with the marlin man guy. It's definitely the way to go if you don't mind limping around for 9 innings.

          You just got to pull one of these:

          keyser soze!!!
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          • hehfest
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-28-08
            • 7934

            #6
            Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
            No lol

            But listen, there's a certain pleasure to be found in that shower wand

            A security to be had in the enlarged bathroom & shower

            A better lev of comfort whilst perched on an elevated toilet

            A more relaxed bathing experience sitting in the chair

            Believe me- get the handicapped room
            No, you're right. Tip for you and all: Always ask for a suite if the hotel looks slow. If they have a handful of unused suites, then they will give you one at normal rates. I did that when traveling on my old job. Jacuzzi in the room and all that.
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            • Booya711
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-20-11
              • 27329

              #7
              Bad karma if you aren’t handicapped…same jerkoff that uses a handicapped placard to park closer
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              • StackinGreen
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-09-10
                • 12140

                #8
                Originally posted by Booya711
                Bad karma if you aren’t handicapped…same jerkoff that uses a handicapped placard to park closer
                I always wondered why the handicapped people had top of the line cars. It was always a Caddie, Mercedes, some other bs. What a joke handicapped parking was, another favor scam like the street parking carve outs (random "parking permit spot" right in front of their house for city workers/politician families.
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                • VeggieDog
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-21-09
                  • 7214

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hehfest
                  No, you're right. Tip for you and all: Always ask for a suite if the hotel looks slow. If they have a handful of unused suites, then they will give you one at normal rates. I did that when traveling on my old job. Jacuzzi in the room and all that.
                  Never use a jacuzzi in a hotel room. You have no idea how much dried jizz there is and I'd bet a dime the maid never cleans it.
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                  • edawg
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-09-11
                    • 2820

                    #10
                    Fatty is the type of guy who parks his corvette in the handicapped spot at the wounded warriors golf outing. Then proceeds to have the kid with down syndrome caddy his 100lb golf bag around for 18 holes while sending him back to the clubhouse for matches to light his Ashton cigar along with a double of Johnny Walker Blue. At the end he tips 5 bucks and peels out of the parking lot.
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                    • stevenash
                      Moderator
                      • 01-17-11
                      • 65504

                      #11
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                      • BigJay
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-14-12
                        • 3485

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hehfest
                        Jacuzzi in the room and all that.
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                        • hehfest
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-28-08
                          • 7934

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VeggieDog
                          Never use a jacuzzi in a hotel room. You have no idea how much dried jizz there is and I'd bet a dime the maid never cleans it.
                          Well, had a room on a travel job for one month. I had 3 different women fly in from out of town to visit me.. That jacuzzi sure had mine all over it. This lady co-worker was probably 15-20 years older than me with a room in the same hotel. I think she got jealous so she came and got some too. LOL. I fukked around so much I had to stay an additional 2 weeks to finish my work. LOL.
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                          • OldBill
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-02-21
                            • 6416

                            #14
                            bigjays avatar ...she was murdered proven by her past of loving life no way she would commit suicide I always will remember the godess we lost
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