Poster Optional is a good dude

[stevenash]

^
I'd consider paying cash money to view that.

[BigJay]

He's the Wilt Chamberlain of Mods

Opti’s slept with 20,000 women? Nice!

[homie1975]

He's the Wilt Chamberlain of Mods

he's gona die at age 63 from a bad toothache?

[DwightShrute]

• Opti did score 100 points once in NBA Live 2004.
• Opti did make love to a woman who looked like someone who knew Nicole Kidman.
• Opti can watch 60 minutes in less that a half hour
• Opti is allowed to fly with liquids greater than 3 ounces
• In a past life, he was himself.
• If Opti mispronounced your name, you'd feel compelled to change it.
• Opti is the life of parties he has never attended
• Sharks have a week dedicated to him
• Opti decides the price of Bitcoin depending on his mood
• His mother has a tattoo that reads "SON"
• He's allowed to talk loud inside any library
• Locals ask Opti for directions
• Siri asks him for the information first
• Opti once ran a marathon because it was on his way
• Opti once gave a pep talk so compelling, both teams won.
• If Opti would pat you on your back, you would list it on your resume
• Both sides of Opti's pillow are cool
• When in Rome, they do what HE does
• Opti can slam a revolving door
• Airline pilots asks Opti if he's ready for take off.
• 9 items or less doesn't apply to Opti
• Opti starts his dates on third base
• Waiters ask him for suggestions
• Therapists open up to Opti
• When Opti gets pulled over and given a ticket, it's usually to a concert or game.
• Opti's only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.

[SamsNCharge99]

message sent to optional.

1st ever moderator video interview

[The Kraken]

Not 100% accurate Sammy

I interviewed Shari on the casting couch when we were in Vegas

[SamsNCharge99]

Not 100% accurate Sammy

I interviewed Shari on the casting couch when we were in Vegas

[firstclass]

message sent to optional.

1st ever moderator video interview

That should be a good interview. Optional seems like a great guy. Just too liberal for his own good.

[stevenash]

^
But he stands by his convictions, that's a good trait.

[firstclass]

^
But he stands by his convictions, that's a good trait.

Agreed

[SamsNCharge99]

That should be a good interview. Optional seems like a great guy. Just too liberal for his own good.

to be continued....optional did message me back and express interest.

[vitterd]

Optional. To be clear. What are the Morino rules? Nobody is allowed to post his records? Need to be clear on this as he trolls in other threads. Because people are being banned for posting his records. Need to know exactly the do’s and donts with this guy. People are not sure what they can and can’t say. Thanks.

[mjsuax13]

Optional. To be clear. What are the Morino rules? Nobody is allowed to post his records? Need to be clear on this as he trolls in other threads. Because people are being banned for posting his records. Need to know exactly the do’s and donts with this guy. People are not sure what they can and can’t say. Thanks.

I don’t think the rules are clear. His records suck. Nothing else to say.

[vitterd]

I don’t think the rules are clear. His records suck. Nothing else to say.

It’s a weird thing. Just trying to figure out the rules. As he keeps telling me to post a 1099….like what can I say back? Any clarity would be nice.

[mjsuax13]

It’s a weird thing. Just trying to figure out the rules. As he keeps telling me to post a 1099….like what can I say back? Any clarity would be nice.

He’s down -1099 units. That’s what I know.

[KVB]

A toast to Opti!