Let's hear about some FIGHTS you've been in

**MinnesotaFats** · 02-07-22, 12:34 AM

Got knifed bad in Madrid 2001. Multiple cuts, damn near lost eye, stabbed 2xs.

Big brawl at Chi Psi frat 2002 where I knocked a dude out w a Hurricane Malt Liquor 40oz because he ripped my Tom Selleck Magnum Hawaii shirt

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 02-07-22, 12:38 AM

Whole life been a fight

id rather PM you instead of say publicly

shit I’d tell ya would make me look like a lunatic

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 02-07-22, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by dlowilly

I've hit and been hit. Never been KOd though.

I like to attack the liver. The look of shock and pain on their face because they've never felt getting hit hard there before is priceless. Also, it's hard for them to sue.

My liver is pretty tough, I abuse it every day - keeps getting up saying ‘THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!!!”

**dlowilly** · 02-13-22, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Whole life been a fight

id rather PM you instead of say publicly

shit I’d tell ya would make me look like a lunatic

Nah come on, that’s what this thread is for

**svsooner** · 02-13-22, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

I've hit and been hit. Never been KOd though.

I like to attack the liver. The look of shock and pain on their face because they've never felt getting hit hard there before is priceless. Also, it's hard for them to sue.

Used to be a bouncer. No real crazy stuff as I was always friendly to patrons. I had to throw multiple drunks out onto the sidewalk. I did throw a guy through a door. Had a gun pulled out on me, twice...

**clockwise1965** · 02-14-22, 06:20 AM

I was in a bar fight in Mexico a few years back. I got my toupee ripped off during the fight and my members only jacket was ripped to shreds during the maylay..

That bitch was tough!!

**Demonata** · 02-14-22, 09:07 AM

I have been in too man. Gun fight, knife fight,5 mma fights. Just too many. Been stabbed,shot at,shot someone etc. Been knocked out, knocked others out. Just too many. Now usually try to get in only 1 fight or less a month at my job.

**mpaschal34** · 02-14-22, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by clockwise1965

I was in a bar fight in Mexico a few years back. I got my toupee ripped off during the fight and my members only jacket was ripped to shreds during the maylay..

That bitch was tough!!

Hopefully they didn’t mess up your Bugle Boy jeans.

**KnuckleHeadz** · 02-14-22, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Hopefully they didn’t mess up your Bugle Boy jeans.

I thought they were his z cavaricci pants

**TheGoldenGoose** · 02-14-22, 01:14 PM

Was forced into going after 3 guys one night after the local watering hole closed. They started slapping around a couple of the regular girls. No help around I was on my own.
Put the 1st guy down with a right haymaker. The second guy absorbed a good left hook but didn’t go down. I turned back around to the 1st guy and he was on all fours. I kicked him in the jaw with a steel toe boot.
I turned to the 3rd guy and he wanted no part of me and ran away lol. The 2nd guy was helping the first guy up. I am positive his jaw was busted. They all ran across the street.
To my surprise the 2nd and 3rd guys came charging back and tackled me to the ground where I took a good pummeling until the girls managed to scratch their faces up and they ran away. Never saw those dudes again.
That’s my one and only contribution.
If there is no way out of a fight then…
HIT FIRST & HIT HARD to improve your survival rate.

**clockwise1965** · 02-14-22, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Hopefully they didn’t mess up your Bugle Boy jeans.

Great mind's think alike.

**svsooner** · 02-14-22, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose

Was forced into going after 3 guys one night after the local watering hole closed. They started slapping around a couple of the regular girls. No help around I was on my own.
Put the 1st guy down with a right haymaker. The second guy absorbed a good left hook but didn’t go down. I turned back around to the 1st guy and he was on all fours. I kicked him in the jaw with a steel toe boot.
I turned to the 3rd guy and he wanted no part of me and ran away lol. The 2nd guy was helping the first guy up. I am positive his jaw was busted. They all ran across the street.
To my surprise the 2nd and 3rd guys came charging back and tackled me to the ground where I took a good pummeling until the girls managed to scratch their faces up and they ran away. Never saw those dudes again.
That’s my one and only contribution.
If there is no way out of a fight then…
HIT FIRST & HIT HARD to improve your survival rate.

Great story. Congrats on not getting hurt too bad.

**svsooner** · 02-14-22, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Demonata

I have been in too man. Gun fight, knife fight,5 mma fights. Just too many. Been stabbed,shot at,shot someone etc. Been knocked out, knocked others out. Just too many. Now usually try to get in only 1 fight or less a month at my job.

At a job like yours, boring is good. Being polite and using manners goes a long way!

Never been knocked out in a fight, but had my "bell rung" a few times in football. Also have been choked out and have choked somebody out. What a rush!!!