The number of nicknames for your pet(s) measures your love for em? whats the number?

**vitterd** · 01-13-22, 01:13 PM

Your dog is a homo

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-22, 03:25 PM

The Bear shits bigger than you, you broke ass phony..........

**Slurry Pumper** · 01-13-22, 03:30 PM

Wait a minute the number of names my pets have directly corelates to how much I love him? So if one pet has 1 and another has 3 names, the I love the second pet 3 times as much?

**vitterd** · 01-13-22, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

The Bear shits bigger than you, you broke ass phony..........

You have nothing. You are dead broke from slot machines and alcohol. The little money you have goes to sex trafficked Asians so they can touch your little thing.

That dog gets gang raped by the neighborhood poodles.

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-22, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Slurry Pumper

Wait a minute the number of names my pets have directly corelates to how much I love him? So if one pet has 1 and another has 3 names, the I love the second pet 3 times as much?

yes, there is a direct correlation.......

just like with v itturx, the number of scabs on his knees directly correlates with the number of dikks he sucks each day to try and make a living.......

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-22, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by vitterd

You have nothing. You are dead broke from slot machines and alcohol. The little money you have goes to sex trafficked Asians so they can touch your little thing.

That dog gets gang raped by the neighborhood poodles.

one of us is pro, the other is a bdf non pro

go fuk yourself, phony, i could buy your pathetic existence ten times over.........

i've proven that time and time again, while you're still an unverified loser without a hundo to go pro........

eat shit and die, fuiktard.......

**Slurry Pumper** · 01-13-22, 04:13 PM

I guess this makes sense, I have a fish tank and no fish has a name and I could care less about them things. The ole lady takes care of them. Then I have a couple of feral cats that are 1 name or even just an identifier such as the orange one.
Then we have my favorite cat and he has several names. There are other cats I have that have multiple names but I think my cat has the most.

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-22, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Slurry Pumper

I guess this makes sense, I have a fish tank and no fish has a name and I could care less about them things. The ole lady takes care of them. Then I have a couple of feral cats that are 1 name or even just an identifier such as the orange one.
Then we have my favorite cat and he has several names. There are other cats I have that have multiple names but I think my cat has the most.

indeed.... run it by any pet owners you know, you'll see it holds water........ like vitturd's Depends.....

**hehfest** · 01-13-22, 04:41 PM

LMFAO @ Vittard's worse nightmare. LOL......That's a lot of friggin nicknames. Cool lookin' dog Donk. Dogs kick ass.

Buddy
Butters/Budders
Aahkers
Aockey
Sneaky fukker
Smart fukker
Dingbat (when eating rabbit turds; dessert for him)
Wolfman
Big ole' boy
Pal

Will add photo later.

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-22, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by hehfest

LMFAO @ Vittard's worse nightmare. LOL......That's a lot of friggin nicknames. Cool lookin' dog Donk. Dogs kick ass.

Buddy
Butters/Budders
Aahkers
Aockey
Sneaky fukker
Smart fukker
Dingbat (when eating rabbit turds; dessert for him)
Wolfman
Big ole' boy
Pal

Will add photo later.

good stuff.....

while walking Bear, I called him a few more: sung: "Astro, Astro, Astro Beeeaaaaaaarrrrrr" and another I can't even remember now.....

**Auto Donk** · 01-13-22, 05:07 PM

now I recall it; it's from the indian/pakistani guy at my local quick mart, who calls him "Astro Baaahh", as in bah, humbug.... wife and I laugh at it, and say it must be the pronunciation of AstroBear in arabic.....

forgot to add Astro Baahhh to the list, as now I call him that shit too at times.......