Some guy cut his own dick off to save world

**themike78** · 09-04-21, 07:42 AM

It didn't say anything about him being on drugs. The guy was just crazy. But at least he saved the world.

**TheGoldenGoose** · 09-04-21, 07:58 AM

The severed penis struck the windshield of the car traveling directly behind, driven by an 89 year old man and his 87 year old wife as passenger, and she was said to exclaim, "Holy fukking s#it John, did you see the size of the dick on that bug???"

**MinnesotaFats** · 09-04-21, 12:04 PM

This is the funniest shit I've read all week

Self mutilate to save the world lol

**TheGoldenGoose** · 09-04-21, 12:51 PM

Look at the ABSOLUTE FEAR in his eyes as he sobers up and realizes he's "dickless".

**Auto Donk** · 09-04-21, 01:20 PM

didn't JJ Gold do the same thing back in 2010?

**mcaulay777** · 09-04-21, 02:22 PM

What is it about cars and cutting it off. Didn't Lorena Bobbitt due the same thing drove away and threw it out the window.