What happened to Donkey Kong (Auto Donk)?

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  • hehfest
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-08
    • 7934

    #1
    What happened to Donkey Kong (Auto Donk)?
    a. Arrested at Asian massage parlor
    b. Arrested for beating Vittard's ass
    c. Arrrested after bar fight at country bar doing square dancing
    d. Went homeless
    e. Found a new client like O.J. Simpson to represent and got busy
    f. All of the above
    g. None of the above
    h. a, b, and c
    i. a and d
  • Foxx
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-25-11
    • 5831

    #2
    j. Finally succumbed to the brain syphilis
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    • BeatTheJerk
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-19-07
      • 31794

      #3
      I don’t know how he found this place even. Lord knows he never has an opinion on any kind of sporting event.
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      • mjsuax13
        Moderator
        • 03-14-15
        • 25094

        #4
        a. The most likely scenario
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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65084

          #5
          hehfest if that is you in avatar i will put all my money on donkey in a fight



          you look like a guy that knows all the scrabble letter values
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          • lakerboy
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-02-09
            • 94379

            #6
            Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
            I don’t know how he found this place even. Lord knows he never has an opinion on any kind of sporting event.
            This is a place where people talk sport?
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            • RudyRuetigger
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-24-10
              • 65084

              #7
              Laker, do you want a job here?


              I will push for you
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              • BeatTheJerk
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 08-19-07
                • 31794

                #8
                Originally posted by lakerboy
                This is a place where people talk sport?
                I guess on occasion we will get some kind of profound insight on a particular game. This is something you definitely provide the forum LB
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  He is a poker player and slot guy
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                  • lakerboy
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-02-09
                    • 94379

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                    Laker, do you want a job here?


                    I will push for you
                    I'm good I already work here. For free.
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                    • gauchojake
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-17-10
                      • 34111

                      #11
                      Post to who is here
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                      • boscokid
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-03-10
                        • 1496

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        He is a poker player and slot guy
                        I heard he pokes guys slots
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                        • BrickJames
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 05-05-11
                          • 9749

                          #13
                          Probably on vacation
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                          • TheGoldenGoose
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-27-12
                            • 3745

                            #14
                            Off on a BIG bender.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              it was big.........

                              ddd
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    He is a poker player and slot guy
                                    With the occasional Houston pro team bet. Donk knows when to take the shot on Houston.

                                    Sometimes.

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                                    • Swaggy P
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-28-14
                                      • 1091

                                      #19
                                      Oh shit he's back
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                                      • gauchojake
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 09-17-10
                                        • 34111

                                        #20
                                        He's like Beetlejuice
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                                        • BOA12
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-19-12
                                          • 20622

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by boscokid
                                          I heard he pokes guys slots
                                          A slippery slope.
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                                          • BOA12
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-19-12
                                            • 20622

                                            #22
                                            Remember, Donk gives it and takes like a fukin' man. YEAH
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BOA12
                                              A slippery slope.
                                              here's your slippery, bottom boi:

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                                              • BOA12
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-19-12
                                                • 20622

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                here's your slippery, bottom boi:

                                                Fuk off
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BOA12
                                                  Fuk off
                                                  you know you like it............


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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #26
                                                    you even named yourself after the big snake you crave in your "cavern":






                                                    you want the big snake, B O A !


                                                    12" to satisfy your thirsty maintenance hole!!! (usin the politically correct cali term for "man hole")
                                                    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-27-21, 09:44 AM.
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                                                    • BOA12
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 02-19-12
                                                      • 20622

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                      you know you like it............


                                                      Good Old Boy tonic, Good Old Boy. Try harder.
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                                                      • BOA12
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-19-12
                                                        • 20622

                                                        #28
                                                        Haven't had this much fun since Friday. Starting realize, if I call an azzhole an azzhole, a jag off a jag off, I can't pick a loser. Know disrespect UALL. Lighten up donk, it's the Sabbath ,for all U practicing Christians. Commas for deltgen, again.
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