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Lol your out of control manComment -
Fukk yeah hahaComment -
my kahk is on tilt........ tilted upward........Comment -
suck it bitch........
(ten points to whoever is first to name the song this line to bitcherd comes from):
"dui hardly ever caught sober, bitch vitturd you about to get run the fuk over!!!!!"
step out in front of me, kunt, with your phony fake unverified wife, mtoher fukker, I will run both of your broke ass mother fuykkin' pussies -- yours and "hers" -- over!!!!!!!!!
and there wont' be any skidmarks....... (well, other than those that you and that fat imaginary whore leave in your stinky fukkin' skivs.....)
fuk you and die, bitccherd.......
cant wait to kill you.......
(legally, of course, you fukkin' kunt)Comment -
The guy driving the lambo probably owns both those Tugs, he was probably there collecting his money for the week.Comment -
my only regret leaving Leaf was traffic was relatively heavy, so I couldn't work Massage Extreme into the video; it's a half mile in the easterly direction from Leaf, and I'd have caught a light and traffic trying to get over there and then back down to Star; video would have been too long that way; i wanted to keep it under a minute or two, not three.....
my wife asked me, what's with all these rub n tugs? do you see them all?
my response, only when I open my eyes.......
fukkin' things are everywhere......Comment -
Rub and tugs are awesome, especially when you find one that's reasonably priced.
I went to one in Vegas called Fortune Massage, buy the time I busted a nutt they up sold me to 300. On my why out I said now I know why it's called Fortune Massage, because it costs a fukkin fortune!Comment -
Used to have a local one with hot white chicks and it was $60 + tip for 30 minutes. Those were the days.Comment -
Good lord Donker. $200 to get that windshield fixed
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What a horrid color for that car. Lime Green? Must be a woman driver. Maybe one of the strokers???Comment -
you snooze, you lose, Donk!...
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Did this guy just get his driver's license and go into his senior year of High School?Comment -
i don't replace until i fully have to kick it out to shoot someone...... houston highways you'd go through 3-4 year if you replaced them every time you cracked one...... the heat runs em quickly across the entire windshield, as quickly as vitturd runs from me.........Comment -
how many visits to the massage parlour in the last 7 days donkComment -
Donk gay AFComment -
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update, after a "mimosas at sunrise" two for one special:
I wasn't planning on stoppin' in this morning, but came back from Petsmart with some knew top grade dog food for The Bear, and saw the big "two for one" banner and "Mimosas at Sunrise" flag a flyn', and I figured "how fukkin' hungry could AstroBear be, he's only been out of food for a day or so", next thing you know, I'm getting double teamed......
four hands in stead of two.... they were playing this, hands covered in warm oil, in no time at all:
after they did it on their own a couple of times, I said let's make it official..... next winner gets the first load.......
fun contest........
I guess, if JJ had been there in the next room over, with the girls playing hand over hand to see who got the first load, there'd have been no suspense, as whoever went first wins every time:
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Donker is hooked
Run n Tugs are like crack cocaineComment -
the 4 hand special. makes any day better.Comment
