Michigan Home Inspector Caught Having Sex With Tickle Me Elmo

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  • Mr KLC
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-19-07
    • 31097

    #1
    Michigan Home Inspector Caught Having Sex With Tickle Me Elmo
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    what a freak......

    I'd like to find the female version of him......

    reminds me of this kinked out babe I once met at the door wearing a batman mask (seen below) as a prank........

    next thing you know I'm fukkin the shit out of her while still wearing it........

    had no idea that as a little kid, she used to whip off to batman at 4 pm each day before her parents got home from work.......


    the mask:

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    • pologq
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-07-12
      • 19899

      #3
      as you were fcuking her did "pound" appear in cartoon lettering?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        Originally posted by pologq
        as you were fcuking her did "pound" appear in cartoon lettering?
        went kinda like this:














        and when I finally busted that nut, it was like this, all at once:




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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          showed the "elmo fukker" clip to my wife, she thought it was hilarious.....
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          • konck
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-17-06
            • 12554

            #6
            Since this video was released several others have come forward an say Van Luben attempted sex with them the list is as follows
            Cookie Monster
            Chucky Doll
            Black Barbie
            Talking Teddy
            Cabbage patch

            Others have also come forward but refused to reveal their names
            Also 5 of the 22 DeShaun Watsons accusers have added to this list also
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            • pologq
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-07-12
              • 19899

              #7
              Originally posted by konck
              Since this video was released several others have come forward an say Van Luben attempted sex with them the list is as follows
              Cookie Monster
              Chucky Doll
              Black Barbie
              Talking Teddy
              Cabbage patch

              Others have also come forward but refused to reveal their names
              Van Luben's contract has been suspended by Home Inspector Quarterly until they fully investigate
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              • JMobile
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-21-10
                • 19074

                #8
                Something Mayan does but instead of Elmo, its Biden.

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                • maggiethebestdog
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-21-13
                  • 6700

                  #9
                  Every once in a while I think I might think about sex too much

                  Then I see a story like this and it makes me feel like a saint

                  WTF is going on here!!!!
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