Condolences to Gaucho Jake...

**Foxx** · 03-20-21, 04:41 PM

Thoughts and prayers

**unde0087** · 03-20-21, 04:41 PM

**jjgold** · 03-20-21, 04:46 PM

Lol

**funnyb25** · 03-20-21, 04:56 PM

If you are gonna bag on someone, go fuk that GTMegatronTransformers guy up. He is a piece of shit and said GT would still win then talked shit pregame. I wished him the best of luck. GT got ROLLED. Fuk him and them. Just hope he didn't ruin his transformers underwear.

**KVB** · 03-20-21, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

**KVB** · 03-20-21, 05:02 PM

well placed Jordan laugh GIF

lol

**unde0087** · 03-20-21, 05:06 PM

ranger killed me with this one KVB. I feel bad for our boy Jaker but this thread made me almost spit out my drink.

**gauchojake** · 03-20-21, 05:32 PM

Lol thanks guys. I'm not sure what was a worse beat. The Gauchos losing or me having to watch it at a kid's birthday party where the parents are getting a divorce.

**19th Hole** · 03-20-21, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Lol thanks guys. I'm not sure what was a worse beat. The Gauchos losing or me having to watch it at a kid's birthday party where the parents are getting a divorce.

And we'll have FUN FUN FUN til Daddy takes the T'Bird away.

**homie1975** · 03-20-21, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Lol thanks guys. I'm not sure what was a worse beat. The Gauchos losing or me having to watch it at a kid's birthday party where the parents are getting a divorce.

walk us around the room. was the tension palpable? i often wonder if my wife throws me out and files for divorce, who will most of our friends side with? the dudes would side with me because we talk stocks, sports, and party together. the ladies? well, they might even side with me!

seriously, though........was it super uncomfortable seeing both parents knowing they are splitting?

**Romocide** · 03-20-21, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by homie1975

walk us around the room. was the tension palpable? i often wonder if my wife throws me out and files for divorce, who will most of our friends side with? the dudes would side with me because we talk stocks, sports, and party together. the ladies? well, they might even side with me!

seriously, though........was it super uncomfortable seeing both parents knowing they are splitting?

You sweet, poor, innocent, naive man. The dudes will side with whoever their women tell them to side with.

**gauchojake** · 03-20-21, 06:07 PM

Honestly I wasn't even considering going. My wife and the hens were all going to get together and do the party. I don't really hang out with the dad although he's a decent guy and would consider him a friend. He emailed me last night with this whole long thing and basically none of the other dads were going to be there but he wanted to be there for his son. He wanted me to come over just so it wouldn't be super awkward for him.

I'm like look bro I am watching hoops all day gambling and focusing all of my energy on the Gauchos. I'll play it by ear, but probably won't be there. He then called me a left a fairly long message about how it's been really hard and he would really appreciate some support and he would have the game on and we could just chill. I'm a super nice person and often times when I want to do something but people pull me in a direction I don't want to go, I go contrarian and do the thing I really don't want to do. So that was the deal. I got pulled out of the house to sing HBD with about 5 minutes left in the game and watched the ending as a recording which I pretty much refuse to do in almost any other circumstance.

The one good thing I guess is that I decided to hit the +7.5 this morning so I wasn't riding 100% on the ML. It was a little consolation.

**Otters27** · 03-20-21, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Honestly I wasn't even considering going. My wife and the hens were all going to get together and do the party. I don't really hang out with the dad although he's a decent guy and would consider him a friend. He emailed me last night with this whole long thing and basically none of the other dads were going to be there but he wanted to be there for his son. He wanted me to come over just so it wouldn't be super awkward for him.

I'm like look bro I am watching hoops all day gambling and focusing all of my energy on the Gauchos. I'll play it by ear, but probably won't be there. He then called me a left a fairly long message about how it's been really hard and he would really appreciate some support and he would have the game on and we could just chill. I'm a super nice person and often times when I want to do something but people pull me in a direction I don't want to go, I go contrarian and do the thing I really don't want to do. So that was the deal. I got pulled out of the house to sing HBD with about 5 minutes left in the game and watched the ending as a recording which I pretty much refuse to do in almost any other circumstance.

The one good thing I guess is that I decided to hit the +7.5 this morning so I wasn't riding 100% on the ML. It was a little consolation.

Oh man

**Checkerboard** · 03-20-21, 06:16 PM

Jake's got top SBR bracket right now though, so all is not bad!

**KVB** · 03-20-21, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by homie1975

walk us around the room. was the tension palpable?...

**KVB** · 03-20-21, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by homie1975

...i often wonder if my wife throws me out and files for divorce...

Homie with the one liners here.

**RangeFinder** · 03-20-21, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Homie with the one liners here.

K, I'm so glad I started a thread that so entertained you. I do have a purpose in life.

**homie1975** · 03-20-21, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by Romocide

You sweet, poor, innocent, naive man. The dudes will side with whoever their women tell them to side with.

Not with my group. We wear the pants. Scratch that, *some* of us do.

**flyingillini** · 03-20-21, 06:44 PM

Christ bless the students on Del Playa now.

**homie1975** · 03-20-21, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by RangeFinder

K, I'm so glad I started a thread that so entertained you. I do have a purpose in life.

you sent the dinner invite and set the table, while others here are serving the meal.

it takes a village !!

**gauchojake** · 03-20-21, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Checkerboard

Jake's got top SBR bracket right now though, so all is not bad!

I honestly hadn't even looked after Friday when I started off 0-3 so that's pretty cool. Thanks for the heads up

**jjgold** · 03-20-21, 08:44 PM

Every other person at Cal Santa Barbara takes growth hormones and has plastic surgery

**flyingillini** · 03-20-21, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Every other person at Cal Santa Barbara takes growth hormones and has plastic surgery

JJ, UCSB has the best location for a school in the country. Also, SBCC overlooks the ocean as well.. two great schools at two great locations. You will not find a better located school in America as far as where it sits.

**homie1975** · 03-20-21, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

JJ, UCSB has the best location for a school in the country. Also, SBCC overlooks the ocean as well.. two great schools at two great locations. You will not find a better located school in America as far as where it sits.

extremely scenic but i don't think 18-23 year olds are into vistas -- they wanna fukk.

SDSU and ASU have tremendous looking co-eds, at least they did in the mid 90's when i was in college and used to go out there to party sometimes.

**KVB** · 03-20-21, 11:17 PM

They all fukk homie.

fukking at the vistas is what's fun.

**gauchojake** · 03-20-21, 11:21 PM

I used to fukk on a dirty couch overlooking the ocean enjoying the vista. Win win.