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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Reduce your load......
    after a night of Valentine's bliss, my wife awakens me this morning with a conversation somewhat along the lines of this:

    W: Hey, we need to reduce our load!

    AD: Load?

    W: yes, load....

    AD: Who's load?

    W: ours!

    AD: You mean my load?

    W: our load!

    AD: where would your load come from?






    W: not that kind of load!!!!


    so, apparently, due to Joe corrupt, rapin' biden, our power grid was short of power due to all the wetbacks his dumbass executive order is allowing in that are now draining electricity and stealing copper, such that a few hundred thousand in our state don't have power, and the dumbasses who thought bird killin' wind turbines would supply enough energy were, as most of us knew, full of shit....

    fortunately, we still have power here at DonkLand, though now the biden-supporting mayor of Htown is beggin' white folks to reduce their power load so the naggers/riggers down in the third ward can get their power up, since h-town's power supply is fukked.....

    to which my response was to turn the heat up even more and turn on all the lights...... stolen elections have consequences......

    The white burbs such as Tomball and Cypress (where DonkLand is located) adequately planned for this shit, while the htown naggers/riggers who vote democratic did not...... and are freezin' their asses off.....

    meanwhile, I wouldn't mind a few more rounds, and losing power would force the wife and I to shed our clothes, get under the blankets, and generate more heat.....

    oh well, it looks like a win-win no matter how it goes down.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-15-21, 01:21 PM.
  • Bigbill365
    SBR MVP
    • 06-22-12
    • 4572

    #2
    frozen in tx? im in MI its been deep freeze and snow i drinking waiting for gf to get home from work
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    • hehfest
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-28-08
      • 7934

      #3
      Originally posted by Bigbill365
      frozen in tx? im in MI its been deep freeze and snow i drinking waiting for gf to get home from work

      Cool Bigbilly. I'm in Michigan too east coast. Supposed to get 8+ inches of snow overnight. Gonna get out my snow-shoes (some Southerners may not really know what those are?) tonite and go on a hike!
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      • hehfest
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-28-08
        • 7934

        #4
        Donk, if dem homey down dat street loose powaa heee; dem negga gon freeze 2 death. dem negga dont like cold wetha.
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        • nyplayer33
          Restricted User
          • 09-27-06
          • 8303

          #5
          More and more living in winter areas blows
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by nyplayer33
            More and more living in winter areas blows
            it's all creepy joe's fault.....

            most said -- including dems/libs -- that "joe biden's corrupt, creepy ass would become president 'when hell freezes over'"....

            apparently that's happening now......
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            • BrickJames
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-05-11
              • 9749

              #7
              Really wanted to consolidate both my properties and buy a condo in a high-rise in Brickell Miami, where are all the hot little whores are.

              Now I'm reading that all the liberal idiots are flocking to Miami because they don't like the policies they've voted for their whole lives in their shithole liberal towns.

              Give it 10 years the place will be a dump just like San Francisco and New York.

              Florida should be a no-go zone for Democrats and liberals. Stay the fukk out!
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              • BrickJames
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 05-05-11
                • 9749

                #8
                Democrats are like locusts they just moved from one place to the next destroying everything.
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                • mjsuax13
                  Moderator
                  • 03-14-15
                  • 25094

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrickJames
                  Really wanted to consolidate both my properties and buy a condo in a high-rise in Brickell Miami, where are all the hot little whores are.

                  Now I'm reading that all the liberal idiots are flocking to Miami because they don't like the policies they've voted for their whole lives in their shithole liberal towns.

                  Give it 10 years the place will be a dump just like San Francisco and New York.

                  Florida should be a no-go zone for Democrats and liberals. Stay the fukk out!
                  Miami is third world
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                  • BrickJames
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-05-11
                    • 9749

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mjsuax13
                    Miami is third world
                    Not the Brickell, they check your bank account before you enter make sure you have enough money to hang
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                    • BrickJames
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 05-05-11
                      • 9749

                      #11
                      It's a red state so they keep the rich areas nice and clean any poor person tries to go into the Brickell and they throw them in the fukking ocean.

                      No nicey-nice tent cities
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                      • BrickJames
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 05-05-11
                        • 9749

                        #12
                        Cop: what are you doing in the Brickell?

                        Poor piece of trash: I'm just trying to make a couple of dollars to feed my family and maybe pitch a tent out here.

                        Cop: Let Me Take You Down to where the ocean meets the Brickell so I can throw you in.

                        Poor piece of trash: I'm sorry sir I must have been mistaken I'll get back into the ghetto areas where I belong.

                        Cop: don't let me see you out here again or you're going in the fukking ocean
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                        • TheGoldenGoose
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-27-12
                          • 3745

                          #13
                          Pay your bill and STFU,
                          or secede and STFU.
                          Nobody cares.
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                          • BrickJames
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 05-05-11
                            • 9749

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                            Pay your bill and STFU,
                            or secede and STFU.
                            Nobody cares.
                            GoPro or shut the penetrate up
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                            • BrickJames
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 05-05-11
                              • 9749

                              #15
                              Sorry that last one didn't come out to well.

                              Goose. Go pro or stfu!
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                              • BrickJames
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 05-05-11
                                • 9749

                                #16
                                Too many hot young white 20 year old girls walking around in swimsuits to have poor pieces of trash bothering them.

                                So yes Miami is a cesspit but there's still one safe-haven out there.
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                                • BrickJames
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-05-11
                                  • 9749

                                  #17
                                  Auto, turn everything to full blast. Tell all your neighbors to do the same.

                                  When it gets hot in a couple months keep the AC at 60°.

                                  Do your part pal. Make it uncomfortable for these freeloaders
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                                  • TheGoldenGoose
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-27-12
                                    • 3745

                                    #18
                                    I might go pro one of these months...
                                    just to shut your whiney brick biatch mouth up.
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                                    • BOA12
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-19-12
                                      • 20622

                                      #19
                                      Better man than me goose; want nothing to "Due" W/shit4brainz james, The Recruiter. The worst ever at SBR. Why I will never go pro.
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                                      • BrickJames
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 05-05-11
                                        • 9749

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                                        I might go pro one of these months...
                                        just to shut your whiney brick biatch mouth up.
                                        Do it, I dare you.
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                                        • BrickJames
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 05-05-11
                                          • 9749

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BOA12
                                          Better man than me goose; want nothing to "Due" W/shit4brainz james, The Recruiter. The worst ever at SBR. Why I will never go pro.
                                          Shut your bitch ass up no one even understands you anyways learn to fukkin type before you start talking shit.

                                          Thought you had me on mute?
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                                          • BOA12
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-19-12
                                            • 20622

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BrickJames
                                            Shut your bitch ass up no one even understands you anyways learn to fukkin type before you start talking shit.

                                            Thought you had me on mute?
                                            Back on ignore after a general amensty. Go fuk yourself one last time. Understand that? Dwite, knuclkhead and U. Keep up the recruiting.Learn to use periods, when U get off yours.
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                                            • BrickJames
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 05-05-11
                                              • 9749

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BOA12
                                              Back on ignore after a general amensty. Go fuk yourself one last time. Understand that? Dwite, knuclkhead and U. Keep up the recruiting.Learn to use periods, when U get off yours.
                                              What? Please brother go back to middle school and learn how to make sentences.

                                              Paragraphs and punctuation are your friend.
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                                              • BrickJames
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 05-05-11
                                                • 9749

                                                #24
                                                And stop using emojis, teenage girls use emojis. Grown men know how to express themselves with words.
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                                                • deltgen
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 12-31-10
                                                  • 865

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  to which my response was to turn the heat up even more and turn on all the lights...... stolen elections have consequences......
                                                  Donk--I spit my coffee onto the keyboard after this line. Well done.
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                                                  • hehfest
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-28-08
                                                    • 7934

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                                                    I might go pro one of these months...
                                                    just to shut your whiney brick biatch mouth up.
                                                    How many SBR usernames do you have? Wow.....it never ends.
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                                                    • BrickJames
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 05-05-11
                                                      • 9749

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by hehfest
                                                      How many SBR usernames do you have? Wow.....it never ends.
                                                      Goose is a f\*g bruh. Not worth your time.
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                                                      • hehfest
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-28-08
                                                        • 7934

                                                        #28
                                                        Donk did you lose power? Check in man. We want a video about your power situation. Try to include some sentences about Biden and shutting down your oil down there....should be a great video with many laughs like that AOC Auto Parts one.
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                                                        • Jayvegas420
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-09-11
                                                          • 28213

                                                          #29
                                                          You won't blame Trump for tanking the economy or killing hundreds of thousands of people ... none of that is his fault it has nothing to do with the presidency.
                                                          Your power goes out and you get a parking ticket downtown and you are ready to Lynch Joe Biden.

                                                          These are the factions of the right and left that are causing so much Division and anger.
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