Do you sit or stand when peeing at a friends house?

[Seaweed]

I sit because i often miss when standing

Out of respect for noise too

[Chi_archie]

sit to pee... but STAND to poop

[Seaweed]

????

[blanda]

Always sit...

[pologq]

I stand. If I sit I will hit the water

[biggie12]

I havent sat on a public toilet to take a shit since public school FACTS. all throughout high-school if I had to shit I would usually walk home and miss the rest of the day.

more importantly tell me how much of a lock KC is for sb seaweed. so I can rest easy for two weeks

[carolinakid]

i do jumping jacks to see if i can hit it in the center

[pologq]

I havent sit on a public toilet to take a shit since public school FACTS. all throughout high-school if I had to shit I would usually walk home and miss the rest of the day.

more importantly tell me how much of a lock KC is for sb seaweed. so I can rest easy for two weeks

i never shit in my high school or college bathrooms. same here.

[Vyasports]

Saloon

[gauchojake]

Plz do not talk about taking a shit in PT

[Fishhead]

Go in backyard

[unde0087]

sit to pee... but STAND to poop

[gauchojake]

Archie is the urinal shitter at the ball park

[Auto Donk]

sit to pee... but STAND to poop

unfortunately, the "hunter biden scat vids" purge by big tech apparently wiped out my go-to gif of that dude hovering over the seat and spraying down the back wall with the squirts, or I'd have posted it here......

fuk joe and his tranny fukkin' scat video making punkass methhead son..... they've ruined the internet....

[Auto Donk]

at least the biden's left us this shot of, apparently, chi-arch's well trained dog:

[Vyasports]

plz do not talk about taking a shit in pt

saloon!!!

[hockey7251]

[Headsterx]

Saloon this shit!!! Oh and..

[nocturnal012]

sit to pee... but STAND to poop