I remember once back in the day JJ gold posted his own daily routine it was hilarious so I'm going to try to post mine now here we go:
10:30 am: wake up hungover as shit, 19 year old girl laying next to me I tell her to blow me and then make her get the fukk out of my house.
11am: take a huge dump try to figure out what I ate the night before to make it smell so bad.
1130: pound a couple white claws it works better than aspirin or Advil.
12: look at all the credit accounts I have it almost brings me to tears I owe over 50K.
1230: call my cousin and make him bring me a four pack of Red Bull and a handle of vodka. He's pissed because I still never paid him for the last time.
1pm: got the vodka and the Red Bull I'm pouring up now.
130: feeling good I start texting local sluts seeing which ones are going to come please me tonight. One says 500 for the whole night, I offer her 60 bucks for a handjob and she hangs up the phone.
2pm: call Fidel Cashflow and ask him to front me a hundred pounds of weed he knows I'm a scumbag so he's very leery about the situation I'd tell him it's all good.
230: Fiddler's drops off the 100 lb and tells me if I don't pay he's going to kill me I just laughed in his face!
3: get jacked by some Asians with Uzis. Now I'm really fukked
330: play online poker with a stolen credit card 50/100 limit. Get crushed.
4pm. Take a nap a turn my ringer off because Fidel won't stop calling. Saying he's going to burn my house down and all kinds of shit like that.
730: wake up realize that I missed the post time for the Monday night game. Doesn't matter I don't have any money anyways and all my credit accounts are maxed. Cash flow burned a cross on my front lawn. All the neighbors are super spooked now.
8pm: call up kvb tell him to call the dogs off. He tells me he can give me one more week and after that I'm going in a vat of acid.
830: have drinks at the local bar try to hit on young girls but they all think I'm weird.
1030: walk home because my Mercedes got repossessed a few months ago it's only like 4 miles not a big deal.
12am: Jerk it to Instagram models who are 18 years old for like 20 minutes. Clean myself up and get in the shower.
1am: post some drunk retarded shit on SBR.
130: pass out on my couch fully clothed even though I have multiple beds in the house.
10:30 am: wake up hungover as shit, 19 year old girl laying next to me I tell her to blow me and then make her get the fukk out of my house.
11am: take a huge dump try to figure out what I ate the night before to make it smell so bad.
1130: pound a couple white claws it works better than aspirin or Advil.
12: look at all the credit accounts I have it almost brings me to tears I owe over 50K.
1230: call my cousin and make him bring me a four pack of Red Bull and a handle of vodka. He's pissed because I still never paid him for the last time.
1pm: got the vodka and the Red Bull I'm pouring up now.
130: feeling good I start texting local sluts seeing which ones are going to come please me tonight. One says 500 for the whole night, I offer her 60 bucks for a handjob and she hangs up the phone.
2pm: call Fidel Cashflow and ask him to front me a hundred pounds of weed he knows I'm a scumbag so he's very leery about the situation I'd tell him it's all good.
230: Fiddler's drops off the 100 lb and tells me if I don't pay he's going to kill me I just laughed in his face!
3: get jacked by some Asians with Uzis. Now I'm really fukked
330: play online poker with a stolen credit card 50/100 limit. Get crushed.
4pm. Take a nap a turn my ringer off because Fidel won't stop calling. Saying he's going to burn my house down and all kinds of shit like that.
730: wake up realize that I missed the post time for the Monday night game. Doesn't matter I don't have any money anyways and all my credit accounts are maxed. Cash flow burned a cross on my front lawn. All the neighbors are super spooked now.
8pm: call up kvb tell him to call the dogs off. He tells me he can give me one more week and after that I'm going in a vat of acid.
830: have drinks at the local bar try to hit on young girls but they all think I'm weird.
1030: walk home because my Mercedes got repossessed a few months ago it's only like 4 miles not a big deal.
12am: Jerk it to Instagram models who are 18 years old for like 20 minutes. Clean myself up and get in the shower.
1am: post some drunk retarded shit on SBR.
130: pass out on my couch fully clothed even though I have multiple beds in the house.