Ah yes, ABC has finally sunk to a new low, pimpin' out a re-hashed whore from four or five prior seasons of its cadre of bachelor/bachelorette/whore island shows, who was first seen in a season of the bachelor, where she fukked the bachelor out in the surf after having just met him, snuck into his pad and fukked him, then pontificated her misery of being a total whore to several coons (no, not those coons, but actual racooons).....
here, the whore tells off everyone's favorite bachelor, some foreign guy from south america, who banged her and then realized she was little more than a crazy whore:
he astutely points out, after she's done goin' crazy, that "whew, glad i dodged a bullet with this crazy bitch"....
but, the pathetic series having "jumped the shark" years ago, it has now brought the whore back, giving her the role of the whore who gets to pick a dumbass out of 25 dumbasses to "fall in love" with, only to break up about a month after the cameras stop rollin', ABC stops flying them around the world, and the reality of what a whore she is sets in.......
no need to watch, I just gave you the rundown of what will undoubtedly be the outcome of this shitshow......
all that said, sure, I'd love to take her to jamaica for a weekend, get her high as fuk, fuk the shit out of her, wear out every hole she has, then roofie her as I head to the airport, leaving her as a "tip" to the bbc packin' security gaurds at my condo to fuk/deal with, jump in a cab and tell the mother fukkin' rasta cab drive to light me a blunt, hit the gas, and never look back.......
who wouldn't?
here, the whore tells off everyone's favorite bachelor, some foreign guy from south america, who banged her and then realized she was little more than a crazy whore:
he astutely points out, after she's done goin' crazy, that "whew, glad i dodged a bullet with this crazy bitch"....
but, the pathetic series having "jumped the shark" years ago, it has now brought the whore back, giving her the role of the whore who gets to pick a dumbass out of 25 dumbasses to "fall in love" with, only to break up about a month after the cameras stop rollin', ABC stops flying them around the world, and the reality of what a whore she is sets in.......
no need to watch, I just gave you the rundown of what will undoubtedly be the outcome of this shitshow......
all that said, sure, I'd love to take her to jamaica for a weekend, get her high as fuk, fuk the shit out of her, wear out every hole she has, then roofie her as I head to the airport, leaving her as a "tip" to the bbc packin' security gaurds at my condo to fuk/deal with, jump in a cab and tell the mother fukkin' rasta cab drive to light me a blunt, hit the gas, and never look back.......
who wouldn't?
