A man walks into a bathroom. As he approaches the stalls he notices a man standing there with no arms.The armless man replies,"Could you help me unzip my pants?"Feeling sorry for the man he does.Then the man replies,"Could you help me pull it out?"The man begins to pull it out as he notices the man's package to be in wrinkly yellow crusty and full of lumps penis. The armless man says,"Could you hold it up for me?"The man, feeling a little queasy, decides as a good citizen he must help. After the guy completes his piss he asks "what the hell is wrong with your penis" The gentleman replies I don't know but i am not touching it.

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