Texas

**Booya711** · 06-28-15, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.

It's every state laker...I want to run them all off the fukking road

**opie1988** · 06-28-15, 04:57 PM

I've really made a commitment to not text and drive. Simply
Not worth the risk.

Now I still often email and drive. You never really hear anything negative about that practice.

**ACoochy** · 06-28-15, 04:59 PM

You mean to say that texting whilst driving is no longer considered a sport?

**Booya711** · 06-28-15, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

I've really made a commitment to not text and drive. Simply
Not worth the risk.

Now I still often email and drive. You never really hear anything negative about that practice.

**jjgold** · 06-28-15, 05:31 PM

If you ever kill someone while texting and they can prove it it's all over

**TEXAS MICKEY** · 06-28-15, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.

LB, we're just getting our bets in for the day.

**mpaschal34** · 06-28-15, 06:39 PM

Lakerboy.....feel free to leave any time. We won't miss you.

**TEXAS MICKEY** · 06-28-15, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Lakerboy.....feel free to leave any time. We won't miss you.

AMEN............

**pavyracer** · 06-28-15, 07:55 PM

Get Ford Sync so you can text and drive hands free.

**jjgold** · 06-28-15, 07:55 PM

laws are not enforced
Americans are jerkoffs period

All they do is contact each other all the time

Way too much contact

**Booya711** · 06-28-15, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

laws are not enforced
Americans are jerkoffs period

All they do is contact each other all the time

Way too much contact

Call me pal...

**lakerboy** · 06-28-15, 08:24 PM

Booya where are you? I'm near austin.

**Booya711** · 06-28-15, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Booya where are you? I'm near austin.

Plano...about 25 miles north of Dallas today

**lakerboy** · 06-28-15, 08:34 PM

Booya. You are like an fbi agent

**Booya711** · 06-28-15, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Booya. You are like an fbi agent

I haven't stayed more than a week consecutively any one place in at least 8 years

**Jayvegas420** · 06-28-15, 09:50 PM

Gotta love this guy.

**lakerboy** · 06-28-15, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Gotta love this guy.

Which guy?

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-15, 08:46 AM

I quit texting and driving in the evenings, would always set the damn phone down right into my open glass of wine or bourbon hi-ball; had to explain two separate I-phone replacements resulting from "dunkin' n drinking n driving"

**Big Bear** · 06-29-15, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by lakerboy

I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.

Texas is okay.

Shitty laws though. i would never move there.

**Big Bear** · 07-22-15, 04:03 PM

Actually i may move to Houston. I had no idea they had beaches there and i hear its cheap to live there and has virtually no crime.

**mpaschal34** · 07-22-15, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by Big Bear

Actually i may move to Houston. I had no idea they had beaches there and i hear its cheap to live there and has virtually no crime.

I heard Robert Durst will be moving back to Galveston once his legal issues are resolved. Maybe you can room with him.

**Booya711** · 07-22-15, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by Big Bear

Actually i may move to Houston. I had no idea they had beaches there and i hear its cheap to live there and has virtually no crime.

Houston is the asshole of Texas bear...I would rather move to a third world country than live in that shithole

**teaserpleaser** · 07-23-15, 01:50 AM

Texas is okay I like their speed limits ...hate how spaced out things are seriously huge state ...once you get past all the men thinking they are cowboys ....why is that they all think they're Cowboys would be like if everybody here Cali thought they were surfers fukkin strange.

**Big Bear** · 07-23-15, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

I heard Robert Durst will be moving back to Galveston once his legal issues are resolved. Maybe you can room with him.

Freds brother?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-16-21, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

I heard Robert Durst will be moving back to Galveston once his legal issues are resolved. Maybe you can room with him.

Robert Durst is toast

In hospital with covid and on a ventilator

**louisvillekid** · 10-16-21, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Robert Durst is toast

In hospital with covid and on a ventilator

Did you search "robert durst" in the search bar on this forum?

I'm like "how da fug did this thread get revived?"

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-16-21, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by louisvillekid

Did you search "robert durst" in the search bar on this forum?

I'm like "how da fug did this thread get revived?"

Yeah kid

Didn’t want to start a new thread for that Durst asshole

**louisvillekid** · 10-16-21, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Yeah kid

Didn’t want to start a new thread for that Durst asshole

**mcaulay777** · 10-17-21, 04:30 PM

I love the Metroplex area lots to do.Being there just a few times the drivers are just ok.It seems to me they go either 80 or 40 on the freeway.My top 5 worse cities that i hate driving in are.
1 Miami lots of traffic and people are always on there horns. One time a driver stopped at the top of the on ramp!
2 Las Vegas. Again on the freeway either 80 or 50 pople turn on a red light always when im green.
3 Phoenix
4 LA.
5 Any where in New Jersey.

**Auto Donk** · 10-18-21, 10:14 AM

I found myself multitasking bigtime in the vehicle this past weekend.... drinking, driving, texting and getting a blow job....... four at a time.....

using the phone not to talk during the blowjob, or text, but to film the action..... drink or phone in hand, other hand on the wheel, sometimes letting go of the wheel to push her head down farther to gag her, etc....

**vitterd** · 10-18-21, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I found myself multitasking bigtime in the vehicle this past weekend.... drinking, driving, texting and getting a blow job....... four at a time.....

using the phone not to talk during the blowjob, or text, but to film the action..... drink or phone in hand, other hand on the wheel, sometimes letting go of the wheel to push her head down farther to gag her, etc....

Nobody is blowing your old wrinkled 2 incher. Stop your lies you ugly scared pussy.