Hot Polish Cleaner At The Workplace

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 07:26 PM

Amen to that

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 07:28 PM

parlay why do you say , is life not going great right now.dont worry its going to turn around for you.where theres life theres hope.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 07:32 PM

why was the thread gone and it said nominated post before?

**marzwoody** · 11-03-14, 07:46 PM

She seems really shy and like to stick to her work. maybe because she doesen't want any guys to think she's flirting with them?

**Auto Donk** · 11-03-14, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

She seems really shy and like to stick to her work. maybe because she doesen't want any guys to think she's flirting with them?

she jacked her ass straight up in the air for you, bro..... does she have to hit u in the head with an iron to make it any more apparent....

fck, you probably hurt her self asteem by not climbing on and going for a ride!

**Auto Donk** · 11-03-14, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

she jacked her ass straight up in the air for you, bro..... does she have to hit u in the head with an iron to make it any more apparent....

fck, you probably hurt her self asteem by not climbing on and going for a ride!

and speaking of irons, i once had a ho say to me, "I want you to fck me with ten inches and make it hurt." SO........ I ****** her twice and hit her in the head with an iron.........

**Plaza23** · 11-03-14, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

. it would be awkward asking her for her name since we walked past each other quite a few times.

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That seems like all the more reason to befriend her.

Just say, "Hi. I dont mean this to be awkward but I see you all the time and was wondering your name. I'm Marzwoody".

Then she says, "I'm Olga"

Then you say, "Olga, thank you so much for the job you do. I know it gets messy around here sometimes and I' apologize. If there's anything I can help you with let me know".

She will remember how nice you were. She will remember that she was probably feeling dirty, messy, and she'll know that you still were nice and took interest in her even when she on her knees all day working hard and not looking her best. She will respect you and think you are great because you were outgoing/friendly and did not expect anything in return. That will make her feel good. It'll be something she didnt expect to feel - special. From then on, you talk to her like a friend and you'll be in her pants within a month.

**Plaza23** · 11-03-14, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

that's the gayest shit i've ever heard...... fck, might as well go biggie smallz on her:

"Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me"

shit................ don't get no better than that..........

Listen wigger.
You've never gotten laid in your life.

I'm telling this guy how Men act and should act.

**ki dice** · 11-03-14, 11:57 PM

plaza is that how you got the girl in your avatar

**Auto Donk** · 11-04-14, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by Plaza23

Listen wigger.
You've never gotten laid in your life.

I'm telling this guy how Men act and should act.

yah, i know, im a virgin...... go check out the halloween poker trny thread.... i posted photos of one of the women, uh, that I, uh, "didn't penetrate."

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 11:40 AM

Made small talk today. asked her how long had she been working here. she said 2 weeks and gave the nicest smile. then i had to go help a co-worker with something.

Found out her name is Olga.

couden't make it up.

**chachi** · 11-04-14, 01:11 PM

**Vaughany** · 11-04-14, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

there's a saying that encompasses all this hibbity swhibbity bibbity.... and it's "nice guys finish last." Grab the bitch by her eastern euro hair (like her uncle, brothers, and every boyfriend she had back home did), drag her into the nearest cubicle, and go ass to mouth on her.........

Lol good point, tht works better

**Vaughany** · 11-04-14, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and speaking of irons, i once had a ho say to me, "I want you to fck me with ten inches and make it hurt." SO........ I ****** her twice and hit her in the head with an iron.........

**Vaughany** · 11-04-14, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Made small talk today. asked her how long had she been working here. she said 2 weeks and gave the nicest smile. then i had to go help a co-worker with something.

Found out her name is Olga.

couden't make it up.

Lol

**Vaughany** · 11-04-14, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Dude! You've seen Marzy. Next time he needs to carry a bin somewhere, he probably should ask her for help lifting it.

Haha

i thought marzy had beefed up like Mir did after the Lesnar rematch beatdown!

**NunyaBidness** · 11-04-14, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Haha

i thought marzy had beefed up like Mir did after the Lesnar rematch beatdown!

Did he take my advice or he is still doing that kettle bell bullshit?

**Auto Donk** · 11-04-14, 02:32 PM

just remember, Marzy, bring your kink game, as there is nothing these eastern euros won't do.... I saw some Romanian skank go triple anal the other day......

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Did he take my advice or he is still doing that kettle bell bullshit?

I stopped need to start again get on a calorie diet and bulk up.

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 04:35 PM

Maybe i should just make more small talk then ask her out guyz. if im completely wrong and she just likes smiling at / making eye contact with the only young dude around her age at the workplace, for some strange reason, then so be it.

**mpaschal34** · 11-04-14, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

just remember, Marzy, bring your kink game, as there is nothing these eastern euros won't do.... I saw some Romanian skank go triple anal the other day......

Triple? How do even get that to work? Seems physically impossible.

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 04:47 PM

I need to stop being a little bitch. i bet if i was left alone with her and a couple of vodka's i would be balls deep. i dont know why im tripping so hard.

**PaperTrail07** · 11-04-14, 04:58 PM

Hello is still my #1.....

Not used enough these Days

**Russian Rocket** · 11-04-14, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Made small talk today. asked her how long had she been working here. she said 2 weeks and gave the nicest smile. then i had to go help a co-worker with something.

Found out her name is Olga.

couden't make it up.

jesus christ what a fukking failure

**PaperTrail07** · 11-04-14, 05:02 PM

Agree what do you have to lose LOL....I only hit on girls that are "out of my league"....just takes some getting used too lol..

Originally posted by marzwoody

I need to stop being a little bitch. i bet if i was left alone with her and a couple of vodka's i would be balls deep. i dont know why im tripping so hard.

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

jesus christ what a fukking failure

Yes you are hater.

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

just remember, Marzy, bring your kink game, as there is nothing these eastern euros won't do.... I saw some Romanian skank go triple anal the other day......

How does that work?

**Russian Rocket** · 11-04-14, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Yes you are hater.

actually I'm not
I wish you the best of luck with Olya...but with the way you're progressing, you have a long road ahead of ya

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

actually I'm not
I wish you the best of luck with Olya...but with the way you're progressing, you have a long road ahead of ya

If it wasen't a workplace and we both diden't have jobs to do it would be a shorter road trust me,

**Russian Rocket** · 11-04-14, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

If it wasen't a workplace and we both diden't have jobs to do it would be a shorter road trust me,

I wouldn't risk my job over it

forget about that Euro princess and go back to banging American land mines and grenades

good luck!

**marzwoody** · 11-04-14, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I wouldn't risk my job over it

forget about that Euro princess and go back to banging American land mines and grenades

good luck!

This is what im worried about. could be crazy and say i made her feel "uncomfortable" to someone. then im out the door!

**Russian Rocket** · 11-04-14, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

This is what im worried about. could be crazy and say i made her feel "uncomfortable" to someone. then im out the door!

that's exactly whats gonna happen
Steer clear from this situation and just be grateful that you have a job that allows you check the gambling forum during the hours when you should be working.

Best regards,

Your Boss

**PaperTrail07** · 11-04-14, 06:20 PM

LOL rocket....it gives a sense of ownership in the office....somewhat of an office king if you take it down...makes all moves necessary

**Russian Rocket** · 11-04-14, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by PaperTrail07

LOL rocket....it gives a sense of ownership in the office....somewhat of an office king if you take it down...makes all moves necessary

this is true...but it also carries a tremendous risk

**PaperTrail07** · 11-04-14, 07:17 PM

We all like to live on the edge admit it haha