Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-21-20, 05:19 PM

I guess I'll start free balling it after a shower then

I have huge windows too, almost floor to ceiling, so neighbors will get a cool show.

**turtledoves** · 04-21-20, 06:19 PM

Ok tom petty

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-21-20, 07:12 PM

**turtledoves** · 04-21-20, 10:10 PM

they got their masks

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-22-20, 12:25 AM

He's got his masks

**smokenjoke** · 04-22-20, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by turtledoves

Does a towel dry you off?

Or do you add moisture to a towel with your wet body?

All this time you've been thinking you've been drying yourself

It's a transfer it's flowing
You're connected to the towel

Did Burt Reynolds always rock a red shirt or did red shirt rock a Reynolds,
!!¿

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-22-20, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by turtledoves

Does a towel dry you off?

Or do you add moisture to a towel with your wet body?

Originally posted by smokenjoke

Did Burt Reynolds always rock a red shirt or did red shirt rock a Reynolds,
!!¿

Very cool, boys!

So, Do you slide maggots up inside your cawk hole on purpose?

Or does that shit just happen by accident while your sleeping and then in the morning you see like 15 maggots inside your cawk and 30 more hanging out in your pubic hair and asshole?

!!¿!!¿

**turtledoves** · 04-22-20, 09:04 AM

I was trying to squeeze out the last bit of body wash when it squirted in my eye

guess what the brand was?

**turtledoves** · 04-22-20, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by smokenjoke

Did Burt Reynolds always rock a red shirt or did red shirt rock a Reynolds,
!!¿

this is news to me

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-22-20, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by turtledoves

I was trying to squeeze out the last bit of body wash when it squirted in my eye

guess what the brand was?

Suave

Just kidding. It was Dove, Dove.

**turtledoves** · 04-22-20, 11:33 AM

Body wash is dove
Shampoo is suave actually

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by turtledoves

I was trying to squeeze out the last bit of body wash when it squirted in my eye

guess what the brand was?

Bro, that wasn't body wash you were squeezing and it wasn't body wash that was squirting.

Only my winning sports analysis is allowed to be in code.

You can just come clean with the straight truth, bruh.

Also, next time your BBTD stock swells when management gets hands on, just remember eye protection...

Nomsayin'?

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:00 PM

My message to SBR and all readers. Today Garcia and Hunter touched me with a song...

It's a lyrical representation of what it's like to come around, see the shit, post winners and lessons (yes, there are broader lessons in what I posted, if you read closely), grow a crowd, grow the trolls, have the late comers get in late, then try take it to another level, and then realize we all have so much to learn.

"Cats on the blacktop, birdie in the treetop,
Someone plays guitar that sounds like clarinet.
I ain't ready to go to bed,
I think I'll take a walk downtown instead.

Cats on the bandstand, Give'em each a big hand,
Anyone who sweats like that must be all right.
No one wants to fight; no blackeye,
Just another cat beneath the stars tonight.

Cats in the limelight, feels like it's alright,
Everybody wants something they might not get.
I ain' ready yet, it ain't complete,
That's why I am headin' down to Alleycat Street.

Satin blouse unbuttoning, satin blouse unbuttoning,
Time is a stripper's doin', it's just for you.
Time is a stripper's doin', it's just for you.

Knock in the brass tacks, cover up your tracks Jack,
You ain't nowhere till you can pay your own way back.
What else do you lack to make it right,
But cats down under the stars tonight."

--Jerry Garcia/Robert Hunter

If you'd like, please, pick a lyric or more and I will tell you what it means in this context to me.

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

What would you do if you saw this in your bathroom corner?

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Turtledoves got to meet his favorite pornstar

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Same clothes bro, like it was the same day he went off to war...

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Bro . I don’t even know wtf to think anymore

Originally posted by turtledoves

To think. To think.
2 think

You think you're thinking but are you thinking? Or are you thinking?

Originally posted by turtledoves

I don't know wtf to think
I don't know wtf
I don't know what to fukk!

An armpit? A titty rack?

Originally posted by turtledoves

if you break it down
There's things you never thought of
So that is the answer to your question
Of what to think
It's right in front of you

Originally posted by turtledoves

wait wtf stands for what the fukk
not what to fukk

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Look guys, real talk here.

Whether you like or not, no matter wich way you cut the cookie, or how the crumbles fall, at the end of the day when it's all said and done...

Each and every one of us has kicked a pregnant woman in the gut.

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Tsk tsk tsk

Russia not practicing social distancing

WTF????

Is that a giant dog on the right?

Wait, I know, these are the guys from the Ford Field parking lot in Detroit...

Right?????????

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-22-20, 02:28 PM

I`ve already used the most shocking joke I know a few years back and that is just as sick

meant post 91955, but that above is sick too if that is 2 dudes

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

I`ve already used the most shocking joke I know a few years back and that is just as sick

No joke bro, she literally went to a porn shoot right after kissing her man goodbye and sending him off to war.

Unreal.

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:31 PM

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-22-20, 02:33 PM

I meant the kick to the gut
but so do you, holy fukk
now I`m not sick anymore

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

I meant the kick to the gut
but so do you, holy fukk
now I`m not sick anymore

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 02:36 PM

I just wanted an excuse to post the pic of the girl on her knees.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 04-22-20, 02:57 PM

thanks bro`, you made me smile for what seems like the 1st time today

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-22-20, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by KVB

No joke bro, she literally went to a porn shoot right after kissing her man goodbye and sending him off to war.

Unreal.

Here is the pornographic video:

Not found - XVIDEOS.COM

https://www.xvideos.com/video54597449/selena_green_vargas_-_military_girlfriend

xvideos,xvideos.com, x videos,x video,porn,video,videos,

Spoiler: She ends up with semen in her mouth

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

thanks bro`, you made me smile for what seems like the 1st time today

Glad to hear it, especially today.

Because after Monday and Tuesday even the calender says WTF?

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by KVB

I just wanted an excuse to post the pic of the girl on her knees...

Naturally, DDD needs no excuse to post the link.

**KVB** · 04-22-20, 05:18 PM

I'm going to do some physical therapy and ice up while watching this on the top big screen in the office.

But first I'm going to "medicate" with some Cereal Milk.

**turtledoves** · 04-22-20, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by KVB

My message to SBR and all readers. Today Garcia and Hunter touched me with a song...

It's a lyrical representation of what it's like to come around, see the shit, post winners and lessons (yes, there are broader lessons in what I posted, if you read closely), grow a crowd, grow the trolls, have the late comers get in late, then try take it to another level, and then realize we all have so much to learn.

"Cats on the blacktop, birdie in the treetop,
Someone plays guitar that sounds like clarinet.
I ain't ready to go to bed,
I think I'll take a walk downtown instead.

Cats on the bandstand, Give'em each a big hand,
Anyone who sweats like that must be all right.
No one wants to fight; no blackeye,
Just another cat beneath the stars tonight.

Cats in the limelight, feels like it's alright,
Everybody wants something they might not get.
I ain' ready yet, it ain't complete,
That's why I am headin' down to Alleycat Street.

Satin blouse unbuttoning, satin blouse unbuttoning,
Time is a stripper's doin', it's just for you.
Time is a stripper's doin', it's just for you.

Knock in the brass tacks, cover up your tracks Jack,
You ain't nowhere till you can pay your own way back.
What else do you lack to make it right,
But cats down under the stars tonight."

--Jerry Garcia/Robert Hunter

If you'd like, please, pick a lyric or more and I will tell you what it means in this context to me.

this is even cheesier than your Wave–particle duality post a few years back

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-22-20, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by KVB

WTF????

Is that a giant dog on the right?

It's a BEAR

WTF is right!

I did not even notice that until you pointed it out.

I was too focused on the cawk sucking

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 04-22-20, 07:00 PM

Sad

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