Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

[Auto Donk]

about time to get the ncaa party started....

underwater twerking is great, but the damn camera man underwater jerking led to the video not being as smooth as I'd have preferred....

[PerfectGrape]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It looks nice outside today.

[Auto Donk]

I'd have to take her word for it, as I'm not leaving the house.... and couldn't take my eyes off that ass to even venture a quick peak out the windows.....

ps, ddd. I may scan a photo of the babe queening me in my avatar, one she took while at a cancun resort, to let you get a good feel of the quality of that talent.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'd have to take her word for it, as I'm not leaving the house.... and couldn't take my eyes off that ass to even venture a quick peak out the windows.....

ps, ddd. I may scan a photo of the babe queening me in my avatar, one she took while at a cancun resort, to let you get a good feel of the quality of that talent.....

[Auto Donk]

for my bday one year, she -- with her husband's approval -- gave me a "deck of cards" with various photos of her, and a variety of things I could do to her sexually listed on the cards..... i've still got most of them.... a few of them I "cashed out" before I met my current wife.....

not as valuable as a mantle rookie card, but still worth something, i suppose

[Auto Donk]

AD harem member:



It is, well, was, good to be The Donk....

tells you how full the harem was when I had these damn things for more than a year and only got to use 3-4 of them, with 8-9 left over....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, which cards did you use?

Was there a Dinner and Dirty Sanchez card?

[Auto Donk]

Donker, which cards did you use?

Was there a Dinner and Dirty Sanchez card?

you'll notice the "blumpkin" and "anal creampie" and "stink to pink" and "skull fuk gag session" cards are all missing from the deck

did like this pose, otherwise i might have cashed it in..... but really, who the fuk needs a fluff session right before I hook up with another harem member... Tho the idea of having her let me use her for "fluffing" before someone else dropped by immediately thereafter did sort of pique my interest due to the kink factor of having the unsuspecting second harem member deal with my freshly soaked crank via the fluff session:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Auto Donk]

wow... no way in hell i could be a teacher...... i'd be fukkin' up like this on a daily basis, and it wouldn't be some lame victoria secret's catalog that the kids would be exposed to.....

maybe I could be a health teacher; that way I could explain to the school board that "the triple anal video that was on the screen was part of my lesson plan, via which I was explaining to the class the elasticity of the anal sphincter."

[KVB]

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I hope none of ya'll get offended.

[KVB]

[MoneyM1ke]

[KVB]

[smokenjoke]

[Da Manster!]

Hey Autodonk!...remember the spiderman series from 1977 starring Nicholas Hammond?...well, check out this scene with the lovely and sexy Joanna Cameron (who also played the heroine ISIS in late 70's)...great body with killer abs and another bonus...pubes peeking out at 2:18 and again at 2:26!...amirite?!...

[Fidel_CashFlow]

my hands never stand up once I make the final table on SBR
doesn't matter the percentages... they never stand up

[Fidel_CashFlow]

God damn .....

[KVB]

One things for sure: if there's a nip slip, Manster going to find it.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Da Manster!]

God damn .....

careful...Samantha might be lurking!...

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Hello , welcome to the final table Fidel
lets reward the patience of a 40 tourney field to being here
with your 80/20 getting cracked every all in

[Fidel_CashFlow]

careful...Samantha might be lurking!...

she works at 7 am

so she falls asleep around the time I been logging into these fukkin poker tourneys

so I miss opportunities for "cuddle" then i make final table all for 120 shit points

and end up having to suck my own dikk that night

[Auto Donk]

I hope none of ya'll get offended.

OFFENDED??????

FUK..... if that's the view those short little mother fukkers have, i wish I was one!!!

[Auto Donk]

my hands never stand up once I make the final table on SBR
doesn't matter the percentages... they never stand up

welcome to my world

[Fidel_CashFlow]

then outta nowhere im no longer visible in my seat in the tourney

and the other SBR poker bots move along methodically without me

[Fidel_CashFlow]

welcome to my world

DONK!!!!!

im trying not to whine. Really trying
but its hard when you patient all tourney to make final table
and only good payouts come top 5

each damn big hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dif from putting you at 5k in chips to almost 12k with blinds included and chip leader

but your 80/20 dont hit... or hold up
and it says thanks for playing, spend these 60 sbr coins on some used condoms

Final Table is terrifying me into folding quad Aces if this continues

[Fidel_CashFlow]

in all fairness I was only about 60% when lost all in tonight

[Auto Donk]

after I play sbr final table poker, i do this:

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

after I play sbr final table poker, i do this:

lol . ITs all in fun though when it comes down to it
I enjoy me some SBR poker





(but I gotta limit myself to no more than 2-3 tourneys a week)